Apparently La Lohan was quite upset on the set of Labor Pains today, because a little after she arrived, some asshole disguised as a paparazzo tried to serve her with papers regarding Samantha Ronson’s ongoing back-and-forth lawsuits with the lawyer she used to sue Perez Hilton (long story, and most of the key parties involved aren’t quite sure they understand it, either).
“She refused to take the papers, and they fell to the ground,” said an eyewitness. “She pulled her arm away, and her bodyguard grabbed the subpoena server’s arm.”
After refusing to take the papers, which were left on the ground, Lindsay simply walked back to her trailer, telling actual paparazzi nearby that “it’s not my lawsuit.”
Um … WTF? Why was this guy dressed up as a paparazzo? To trick Lindsay into taking the papers? Wow, just imagine the brainstorming session that went into that one. I mean, honestly, a bunch of lawyers sat around a conference room and said to each other, “I think the best way to trick Lindsay Lohan into taking these papers is to have a guy dress up like a photographer.” ACTUAL BILLABLE HOURS, people!
Anyway, Lindsay apparently moped around the set for awhile, until girlfriend Samantha Ronson showed up to put a smile on her face.
Samantha Ronson is the new cocaine!
And now, for no reason in particular other than that I just thought of it, I’m including a clip of Tori Amos’s “She’s Your Cocaine,” which rocks.
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