Jul 10, 2008 at 11:07 am by Evil Beet

I can’t believe there hasn’t been more publicity around this. A reader tipped me off (thanks Kristen!) that the new line of Lindsay Lohan leggings is available now at ShopIntuition.

There are four items available. The line is called 6126, which I guess is Marilyn Monroe’s birthday. The leggings shown above are called “Mr. President” and they retail for — wait for it — $132!!!!

JESUS CHRIST!

Do they come with an actual PRESIDENT???

I think it would have been better if she’d just sold this particular pair of leggings as the “Monica Lewinskys.” I might have paid $132 for them then. Oh, wait, no. I still totally wouldn’t.

In fact, all the leggings in the line retail around or above $100, except for the leopard ankle gloves, which are going for a mere $42.

Is anyone actually going to buy this shit at these prices???

Aren’t leggings kind of on their way out anyway???

38 Responses to “OMG The Lindsay Lohan Leggings Are HERE!!!!”

  1. MW says:

    It doesn’t matter whether they are on the way out or not, people will still buy them because Whorehan’s name is attached. She saw a money-making opportunity and jumped on it. Smart! Yet of course I’m still lmao at their hideousness.

  2. Chuck says:

    There are women out there who don’t want a pair of leggings with built-in knee pads for all the time they spend on their knees?

  3. Andrea says:

    they have padding in the knee and you know what 6126 adds up to? Yup, 69.

    Ahh, Lohan – even when you seem to be trying to do something normal, you still find a way to skanktify it.

  4. woohoo says:

    Omg, Those are the fucking most hideous things Ive ever seen. I bitched when I spend 10 dollars on leggings at walmart. Fucking a

  5. anon says:

    they’ll be on overstock.com for 90% off retail in no time…..and people still won’t buy them.

  6. medimary says:

    ick

  7. Caz2 says:

    Whoa :|
    Expensive, no?
    At which audience are these aimed at exactly? Teens? What teenager has that kind of money to spend on leggings, apart from celebs?

  8. imustsay says:

    are the knee pads for oral in the oval office? interesting. these are too damn expensive for their uglyness.

  9. Mary E says:

    Those are quite possibly the most hideous things I’ve ever seen.

    Oh, and exactly how much time do you have to spend on your knees to need actual kneepads on a pair of leggings?

  10. me says:

    “Do they come with an actual PRESIDENT???” hahahaha lol.

    despite all the reasons i can think of that makes this line of leggings the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard of, i’m pretty sure there are girls out there with a lot of daddy’s money who will go out and buy them.

  11. Just Saying says:

    Bwahahahahaha! *catches breath* Bwahahaha! *wiping tears*

  12. Fillup says:

    “Love is Hard on the knees”.

  13. jess says:

    Yeah, I think she’s about a year too late coming out with these… I’m sure they will slowly disappear and go away.

  14. Bre says:

    Hmph, and here I was, thinking that the moderately-less-expensive and still as hideous leggings at American Apparel were a rip-off.

  15. DailyBeetReader says:

    Okay, seriously, what exactly are those leopard things? Is that like, I want to wear socks because my feet will get cold but I don’t want to wear socks because it would just look trashy with this dress so, HEY! I’ll just cut the toes out of those ugly leopard socks Aunt Judy gave me! Great idea!! WTF?

  16. Anonymous says:

    There’s some new cute photos of LiLo with Ronson — headlock hugging. So cute, it makes me forget these leggings…

  17. Mercedes says:

    Perhaps they’d work for fencing, or gardening.

  18. Shan says:

    I just threw up a little in my mouth…

  19. jennatar says:

    I AM TOTALLY READY TO GO BEYOND THE THUNDERDOME!!

  20. Donkey Punch says:

    Leggings are for chicks with freakish white skin like Lohan.

  21. slouchy says:

    I bet Paris Hilton buys a pair.

  22. iiirene says:

    im guessing with all the time LiLo spends on her knees, doing stuff, that she just needed to make a pair with knee pads.

  23. Dmarie says:

    Being pale isn’t freakish, some people can’t help not tanning donkey punch >:L

  24. josh says:

    the leggings style definitely reflect Lindsay – empty & vapid

  25. c. says:

    i like the ankle ones. funny, lindsay ha a legging line with all these over the top, gaudy styles, yet she only wears the plain, black ones. even she has more sense than to wear these things.

  26. Janaycore says:

    Daddy! I want to be a Stupid Spoiled Whore too!!!!

  27. bec says:

    what? no fire crotch style? talk about a missed opportunity. you know, there could be flames strategically placed…yeah, i know, but it’s still better than those stupid ass looking leg warmers.

  28. jennatar says:

    YEAH, Donkey Punch! What Dmarie said!

    Recently a guy was hitting on me, and he tossed in this super line: “Your skin is beautiful, what a complexion. Like… alabaster! Do you have to wear like SPF 80?” Winner.

  29. jennatar says:

    P.S. I love how, in that first picture, there’s almost a cameltoe, EVEN THOUGH the mannequin does not even have a vagina.

  30. Iwillnevertellmynamehaha says:

    No mather how much it costs, I’m definitely buying these knee pads for my girlfriend: the poor thing spends several hours on her knees every evening. Anyway, they can keep those hideous panties that come along…mmm… maybe I’ll just buy kneepads in a sports shop after all, much cheaper I guess:p

  31. Iwillnevertellmynamehaha says:

    mather…matter…hmm… English is a bitch…

  32. BettyCrockerPunkRocker says:

    How godawful. There isn’t a crotchless version?

  33. stina says:

    even if this skank hand stitched this mess of ugly i wouldnt spend 5 bucks on them

  34. annie says:

    you are hilarious, these should be called the monica lewinski’s ahaha. i love you beetie.

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