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Not that You Care, But Ethan Hawke Got Married

He wed his kids’ nanny, Ryan Shawhughes, who he also knocked up. Apparently the super-secret ceremony took place three weeks ago in New York. It probably wasn’t even super-secret. They probably did it in the middle of Central Park at noon with huge balloons and skywriting. It just took three weeks for anyone to get around to writing a story about it.

I’m sure Uma Thurman is devastated. She’s probably crying her eyes out while she has dirty sex on a pile of money with her hottie gazillionaire fiance, Arpad Busson. UPGRADE!

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  • “it probably wasn’t even secret”…”It just took three weeks for anyone to get around to writing a story about it.”

    it’s the world showing its contempt for Ethan Hawke.

  • People think about Uma like a Goddess but, she doesn’t. Nobody know what happened. Hawke always told sweet words toward Uma. But now he seemingly fell so much resentment by Uma. They seem to be at war. Uma announced her engagement soon afterward Hawke’s marriage. I love Hawke. He is an excellent actor, an intelligent man, a careful father and very beautiful. I believe that he was so much fall in love with Uma. But this was past. Now…

  • If an actor is intelligent, tries and do several things and doesn’t care what people think…the persons have envy.