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Sad! Drew Barrymore and Justin Long Are Over!

Dude, will Drew Barrymore never find ever-lasting love?

I want it for her so, so badly.

I feel like we all have a lot riding on this. I feel like Drew is a mirror of myself. Like, if Drew Barrymore can find true love, maybe I have a chance. If she keeps breaking up with dudes time and time again, I am totally fucked. And not in the good we’ll-cuddle-and-name-our-unborn-children-afterwards kind of way. Just fucked.

Anyway, Drew’s rep confirmed that she and Justin Long have entered splitsville, although she didn’t give a reason for it. The two met on the set of He’s Just Not That Into You, which I think was the initial problem with the relationship. They should never have made a movie out of that book. I said that all along. It’s like heresy. Now everyone involved is doomed.

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  • aweeeee nooo…. but they were on OPRAH together and they were so cute and funny with each other in front of the paps! actually, i do remember one clip from tmz where drew got a little snippy w/ the mac guy as she was getting into her car. you know what, she’s still young…one day her prince will come!

  • Hooray!! Every time a couple breaks up, an Angel gets to drink a shot of vodka. Screw the wings, what they want is shots of vodka, so get to it, peoples!