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Oh Dear God Jennifer Lopez’s Twins Look Like Her Husband

Some rare shots of the JLo kiddos, and it looks like the boy might have a fighting chance at semi-attractiveness, but little Emme is the spitting image of Marc — so sad!!!! Hopefully she grows out of this I-look-like-my-father phase.

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  • The lord works in mysterious ways–look at Alexa Rae Joel (Christie Brinkley and Billy Joel’s daughter).

  • I think Alexa Ray is GORGEOUS. These kids, not so much. J-Lo isn’t that naturally beautiful, anyway. She’s mostly artifice. And don’t get me started on Skeletor.

  • I love that Jennifer looks just a little chunky. She should, she just had twins. But most famous people get super skinny, super quick.
    As for the kiddos, ya never know, they will really grow & change alot in the next few years.
    When my son was born he definatly had a face only a mother could love. It was a rough few months. But by his 1st bday he had really gotten cute. And he’s super cute (& 4) now.

  • Demi has to Rumer. Now Jennifer will have Skeletor with her for life. I agree with Mimi. The babies are young and have time to grow out of it.

  • C’mon, their looks change all the time; next month will be totally different. I know some people (close relatives) who were gorgeous as children and are, let’s say, fairly unattractive as adults. And I also know some babies who were pretty scary-looking infants but are darned cute little kids. Babies and kids should be off-limits as far as negative comments are concerned, with the possible exception of Barron Trump.

    • It is now April 2010 and the babies of JLo are UGLIER than ever. They have NOT improved with time, as this commenter suggested. UGLY.

  • Poor thing. I mean, her MOM is Jennifer freaking Lopez and she looks like that. I really, really hate to mention this (mostly because I feel terrible for calling babies … ug–um, not pretty) but this reminds of Adam Sandler’s daughter Sadie.

    • Sadie Sandler is ADORABLE!! She has spunk, charisma and personality. J Ho’s kids look like little zombies. They look tired and they have dark undereye circles which they inherited from their nasty looking father.

    • I know, right?! Why oh why did Jennifer have to breed with that nasty wet-looking anorexic rat?! How unfortunate. Fine looking women (usually) have beautiful children. But when they reproduce with ugly men the results could be disastrous.

  • It’s because Jennifer Lopez had LOTS of plastic surgery.
    Check out what she looked like before, during the 80s!!

  • OMG…… This is mean, i know.. But they are ugly babies… like their dad!…. damn!!… I keep wondering why did she marry marc??

    Hey c, by the way, jlo is from puerto rico, marc’s parents are from puerto rico as well and he was born in NYC, so no, he’s not mexican and he doesn’t look mexican at all.. there’s no need for racist comments.

  • there only babies, in couple months they will be more beautiful or ugglier, either way they will be loved by their momma bear and papa bear

  • JLo doesn’t naturally look like that. Before the movie star makeover, she was an average looking woman, and of course, Marc A. is average, so the kids are not going to look spectacular like Brangelina’s.

  • all you need to shut the fuck up! the babies are cute and watch keep talkin all your shit and your kids will be fukin hurt just kuz you. and so fukin wat if j.lo got chunky. she fukin can if she wants , dont hate buz on her worst day she looks better then you on your best. and as for marc, he was a good friend of my fathers back in the day and he did ‘pull bitchz, and he can prob. pull your mom’s so shut the fuck up.

    and wtf they aint mexican you dumb fucks, there puerto rican! dont get us twisted!!

    • Dayum, Esmeralda, you sound like a NASTY HOOD RAT the way your talking and with your bad spelling. I’m assuming you’re a Puerto Rican CHONGA from the Bronx?! Hahahahaha. We can’t stand you types down in Florida. And don’t get all mad just cuz we’re saying that Marc is one ugly mother fluffer. It’s the truth. That is one ugly dude! And it’s no surprise that he used to get a lot of women back in the day, he’s a famous singer! There will always be women who will ignore a man’s fugliness if he has money or wealth. Just look at Donald Trump. That don’t change the fact that he’s got a BUSTED FACE and that he messed up his own children with such ugly DNA. J Ho should have been more picky and had more standards considering that she’s been wanting to have kids for a long time and that didn’t need his money. She makes more than enough on her own. BAD CHOICE, J HO!