The Verne Troyer sex-tape co-star just won’t stop talking.
Up now: she’s chatting to News of the World about the couple’s sex life.
Says Ranae:
“I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!
“It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big.
“On the whole though, he wasn’t short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size.”
But this is definitely my favorite quote:
“Luckily I didn’t have to cook much—because after two biscuits Verne is full. One slice of Hawaiian pizza and he’s happy for the rest of the day!”
Ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Why didn’t I think of that? I don’t cook, and I always thought it would make it harder for me to find a man, when what I really needed to do was focus on dating Little People! It was so obvious all along!
The oddest part?
She’s still living with Verne!
“We live in the same apartment but have separate rooms. I still care for Verne—but sadly Verne cares more about himself.”
Dude, either there is something totally shady going on here — meaning that they’re in this together and splitting the profits — or they’re both completely and totally batshit insane. It’s anybody’s guess.
OMG this photo is 2 funny!!
This picture is kicking-the-bottom-of-my-desk funny! The best of the two of them together. Thanks, Beet!
i’d put all my chips in the batshit crazy category. did you see him on surreal life?! he was nuts!
…and yes, that photo is hilarious.
I’m sorry but I keep coming back 2 view this pic~ Wrong in so many ways & is this hooker 4 real and is she the 1 leaking these pictures that r being posted?
Why anyone would allow themself to be photographed in a lobster bib is beyond me….but a bald little person? He either has a wonderful sense of humor and great self-esteem, or he’s nuts. Hmmm…
I am speechless
keyboard crazy
these people are crazy
or just want to take one’s sex drive away
I FEEL BAD FOR VERNE, MAKING FUN OF HIM THIS WAY ITS JUST NOT RIGHT, I GUESS SHE FEELS FUCKING ASHAMED, PATHETIC GIRLS JUST WANTS SOME PUBLICITY.
lmfaooo ahahah. i cant stop laughing when she said his toes were tickeling her knees lmfaoooo
I vote batshit insane.
Another vote for batshit insane. I also had a passing thought (not appreciated by the way) while filling up water balloons for my kids, Verne could have used a water balloon in lieu of a condom…they’re pretty tiny. Gross.
he looks so stupid in this photo, it’s hilarious… it reminds me of runway when chris was like “someone needs to give him a bottle and put him to bed”
best. photo. ever.
hahahahahahahhahaaaa
i can’t stop laughing at the picture. and then i start laughing because this girl is crazy.
Wow, someone has absolutely no dignity.
I know this girl and she IS crazy!!! She brought this all on herself trying to become famous, but sure, be famous for having sex with a little person!!
this is the best picture ever! he looks like an unhappy kid! the biscuits comment just makes him sound like a little doggy or something! wow, this is not what i would want to be famous for!
This chick is nuts! I know of her from a few years ago…always trying to get famous. She is so nasty…..not attractive at all. that pic is funny. wow! I am speechless. i guess she’s famous as far as people leaving comments about how nasty/gross/skanky/wrong she is….she will never be “famous” in the paris hilton/kim kardashian way though. she should’ve tried something else. hahahhaahahhaha