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Rodriguez’s Wife to File for Divorce

Whether or not he’s porking Madonna, A-Rod’s wife has decided she doesn’t want any more of his rod.

She will file for divorce on Monday, according to reports, blaming the split on Alex’s extramarital affairs.

“She feels that she has exhausted every opportunity to salvage the marriage, and that Alex has emotionally abandoned her and the children and has left her with no choice but to divorce him,” says her lawyer.

Ugh.

I couldn’t possibly be more bored by this story.

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  • He’s been using his rod way back before the marriage and she turned a blind eye. Now she’s leaving! Let’s see if all she needs is a Kobe-style ring
    to call it off. If I know what I know is true, she’ll take the loot he offers
    her and stay.

  • i think this is definitely my all time favorite beet quote: “she doesn’t want any more of his rod. “