Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hell Hath No Fury …

Verne Troyer’s spurned ex-girlfriend and sex tape parter, Ranae Shrider, signed a declaration filed in federal court in Los Angeles stating the tape was created with her video camera. Her statement prompted a judge to allow TMZ to reinstate a post featuring snippets of the tape.

The judge has still barred a porn distributor named in a $20 million lawsuit filed by Troyer from distributing or taking orders for the 50-minute tape.

However, TMZ reports that now Ranae herself is shopping the tape around town. They think a deal may have been reached, and the tape could be available as early as next week. Oh, please, please, please let it happen!

Ranae was reportedly asking $25,000 for the tape.

Do these people have no sense of money?

That tape is worth so much more than $25K it’s not even funny.

Shit, Ranae, if you’re reading this, I’ll give you $35K for it right now. Seriously just give me as long as it takes to get it out of my 401K. And if I had $500K I’d give you that for it. Sweetie, do not settle for $25,000 here.

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  • The only way I’d actually pay to see this tape would be if she shoved lil Verne entirely up into her vaginal canal and then went somewhere public and gave birth to him… say, in the middle of an Arby’s during lunch time. That would be worth every penny.

    $10 says he has a super tiny peepee

  • Is there no way to get rid of these idiot asshole spammers on here? I am so sick of seeing these posts!!!!

    And yuk – I’d rather not see Mini-me and his Mini-Wee. Gag!!!

  • I still can’t figure out why this chick is proud of fucking a cocktail weiner. Seriously, you couldn’t even pay me $100,000 to publicly admit I got with that.

  • Its wierd 4 a guy who didn’t want any1 2 know that he had a girlfriend~according 2 her~ A LOT of pictures of them 2 r sure being shown everywhere

  • Fartface, I love you. You’re my favorite poster on this site, and I’m not even kidding. Oh, and I LOOOOOVE midget porn! Bring it ON!

  • Fartface: are you actually Michael K. from Dlisted? You’ve certainly got the same kinda humor. C’mon — you can tell us. :-)

  • I know this is not very prosaic of me but all I can think of to say is VOMIT….ugh…..

    Beet… isn’t there any real gossip out there….. What about the Christie Brinkley divorce… that sounds way juicier than this…..