I Finally Feel Comfortable About Britney Spears Being Behind the Wheel of an Automobile
Jun 06, 2008 at 07:00 am by Evil Beet

Hey, with gas prices what they are and not a whole lot of work coming in, I think Britney’s made a wise choice.

“Just In Case You Don’t Recognize My Face!”
Jun 06, 2008 at 06:38 am by Evil Beet

Porn star Mia Foxx leaves the Ivy on Thursday.

This is so tragic.

Did You Guys See Cloverfield?
Jun 05, 2008 at 10:21 pm by Evil Beet

I just watched it on Pay-Per-View.

At home, with my dog. Also, I made myself Sloppy Joes tonight. And then ate them alone. Because that is the pathetic existence that I lead. They were DAMN good Sloppy Joes, too. I read somewhere to put Pepsi in the mix, so I did, and it was phenomenal. And it was just so sad, because the Sloppy Joes were so good, and I had no one to share them with. No one to be like, “Damn, you made really good Sloppy Joes!” I’m resorting to telling you guys, so that someone will be proud of me. Please be proud of me for my yummy Sloppy Joes.

Anyway, I can’t decide whether or not I liked the movie. I hate when I can’t decide whether or not I like a movie. And the last thing I need tonight is one more thing to be depressed about.

Can you guys please tell me whether or not I liked Cloverfield?

Heh
Jun 05, 2008 at 09:43 pm by Evil Beet

The current default pic on Samantha Ronson’s MySpace page.

Jesus, you guys, should I just go for chicks?

I mean, I think if I drank enough, I could get into it. No, no, not liquor. It would probably more of a cocaine thing for me.

I just have no luck at all with boys. And Lindsay and Sam seem so happy together.

Sigh.

I Guess Kimberly Caldwell’s Dating David Cook
Jun 05, 2008 at 09:38 pm by Evil Beet

I’d heard something about this before, but the two of them were spotted together at a Dodgers game, where Kimberly was singing the National Anthem.

“They were all cute and cuddly,” says an eyewitness. “They definitely looked like couple. But they were acting like they wanted to keep it low key.”

Also: Can you believe this is what Kimberly Caldwell looks like now? Weird.

Although I have to give the girl some credit for the fact that she still has some semblance of a career.

Blah.
Jun 05, 2008 at 07:38 pm by Evil Beet

Lindsay Lohan.

Samantha Ronson.

Foreigner shirt.

La Scala.

Snore.

Will they please leak a sex tape already?