I’m normally not a huge proponent of Carrie Underwood’s fashion choices, but I think she looks adorable here at the CMA Music Festival press room in Nashville.

Check out those stems!

HOT!

The girls over at Celebrity Baby Blog got a tip that she was seen being wheeled in Cedars Sinai. Cash Warren was there, too, and they were both holding birthing balls.

Oh, man.

So I’ve been checking out some of the public playlists on my Rhapsody account. One of them was called, like, “Hits of the 90s” or something like that. It has about 150 songs on it. I’m obsessed with this playlist. It’s phenomenal. This song just came on, and I was like “HOLY SHIT THIS SONG ROCKS!!!” I’d totally forgotten about it.

Other little forgotten gems on the list:

Ben Folds, “Brick”
Blind Melon, “No Rain”
BoDeans, “Closer to Free”
Goo Goo Dolls, “Slide”
Hole, “Malibu”
Cake, “Short Skirt Long Jacket”
Marcy Playground, “Sex and Candy”
R.E.M., “Man on the Moon”
Sarah McLachlin, “Adia”
Sheryl Crow, “Strong Enough”
Soundgarden, “Black Hole Sun”
The Verve Pipe, “The Freshmen”
Weezer, “Buddy Holly”
New Radicals, “You Get What You Give”
Jane’s Addiction, “Jane Says”
Third Eye Blind, “Semi-charmed Life”

OMG you guys there’s just too many to list.

I feel like I’m in high school again!!!

John Travolta seems intent on continuing to look like a ’70s gay porn star.

Why?

I was watching an HBO documentary on the adult film industry last night. They had candid interviews with a bunch of porn stars. One of the male porn stars was complaining about how men in the industry are paid much less than the women. He was like “I like to compare it to the way we pay teachers so little in this country — far less than what they’re worth.” I actually laughed out loud. I mean, seriously, in the long run, who’s really teaching our nation’s children what they need to learn in this life? The porn stars, people. The porn stars. Maybe John Travolta’s wearing that moustache in solidarity with the grossly underpaid male porn stars of America.

Jessica Simpson signs autographs for fans at the CMA Music Festival in Nashville.

If this doesn’t work out, she’s gonna try rap.

It’s like Prince Harry gets hotter every day. He totally passed up Wills in the hotness department a year ago. Wills must be sad. But, then again, Wills gets to be king one day and Harry doesn’t. So it all comes out in the wash, I suppose.

And add a baby into the Harry Hotness mix?

OMG.

Love it.