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Jun 25, 2008 at 03:03 pm by Evil Beet
Yeah, that’s right, Mini-Me has a sex tape. It was reportedly stolen from his apartment, which he used to share with a live-in girlfriend. The two have since broken up. (And, no, the girlfriend isn’t a Little Person.)
TMZ has a brief (okay for work) clip of the action here.
SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100K for the video. Shit, it’s worth way more than that. Little Person sex???? I would pay so much to watch that. Do Little People have normal-sized penises? Or is he dealing with a pinky-sized member?
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I remember watching him on the Surreal Life a few years back and on one episode he got super drunk and naked peed into a potted plant or something and started walking around the house nude. The other cast members said he had a super small penis. Doesn’t surprise me.
So, you’re a tripod!
I’m sorry… I just had to do it. Knowing the laws of nature, he probably has gigantic man meat.
And wow… that was fucking disgusting. But just imagine the carnage that would ensue with that little man’s head between a chic’s legs. CRAZINESS!
you heard he has a super small penis?
and this was a surprise to you? he’s a dwarf.
this is so gross. i just puked in my socks.
I know a guy who is “Little” but not a Little Person, he has osteogenesis imperfecta, which is like brittle bones, so most people think he is a “little person” and yeah he has a little wang.
too much info i think… haha
I got some baby pickles in the fridge…
Ok, I just realized what that screen cap looks like… the scene from Alien with the alien thing gets right in Sigourney Weaver’s face and sticks its tongue out… again, gross.
I’d rather watch that guy on the Bizzare Foods show eat cooked balls.
ew, ew, and more ew
Not hot at all
i can’t bring myself to watch the video. his tongue in the picture beet posted is really freaking me out.
i totally just threw up in my mouth.
i WOULD not click on those links for the full vern troyer vids…..virus!
my comp just pooped out! :(
that image capture in itself is enough to make me sick…. blah!
Wow, Beet. I think you posted a link nobody wants to click on.
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I watched Verne Troyer homemade sex tape at _This_LINK_ just now
he so lustful !! =)
omg @ Retrio… lustful?? I’m gonna be sick just from thinking about it….
Gaaaah! My eyes!
also wtf is “power actor”?
It looks like someone was doing a little reading to bone up on his acting ‘skills’
Ew.
His tongue pointing out like that is just makig me ill.
I can’t explain, you do need to see it!
http://verne-troyer-sex-tape-scandal.blogspot.com
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The idea of little person sex is just fine with me (little people need lovin’, too.) But couldn’t they have found a better-looking little person than Verne Troyer? I wouldn’t do him if he were 6’8″! Actually, sex with a giant or a giant Verne Troyer are both really scary thoughts…
dont be a moron and click on any of those link. Spyware and viruses. the tape has not been released yet. It’s even said that that is the only clip that exists.
I would watch the entire video, because of my curiosity (miget sex, what they do with each other, the money shot, etc.)….but I would not beat-off to it!
Verne’s manager is a little person , her name is Elena Fondacaro and from what I have been reading, she embelzes his money. He lives in her guest house which is really a garage and she encourages him to do things to make money, even if they are harmful to his “career” (remember Sureal Life?!)
Elena is married to a little person but she is really quite the homewrecker as he was married and she broke up his family (as did he) because they couldn’t keep their lil paws off of each other. { barf barf}
Elena is a sleezy little wench. She is a skank who needs to get herself in check.
@Markus I get your drift on where you were going there. I often think of my past and use it as a means to analyze where I am and where I want to get to. Where I struggel is balancing it all out. How do you guys balance things out?