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Donald Trump is back to pulling strings at the NY Post to try to get people to care about the next edition of Celebrity Apprentice, which no one cares about. I can’t even believe that shit is still on the air. I swear the last time I gave a shit about The Apprentice was at some point during the Vietnam War.
Anyway, Donald’s planted this item:
HEATHER Mills was able to extract $50 million from her marriage to Paul McCartney, but how will she fare on “Celebrity Apprentice”? Producers have asked the one-legged former pinup to become a contestant on the NBC show’s next season, says an insider. “Donald [Trump] really likes her, so he was into the idea,” said our source. “But I don’t think she wants to do the show full time, so she may just appear as a surprise guest on an episode to run one of the tasks. She’s figuring it all out.” It would be convenient for Mills, who just bought a $5 million apartment in the Village
When are they just going to pull the plug on this nonsense? And who the hell cares if Heather Mills is on Celebrity Apprentice? The only reason we cared that she was on Dancing with the Stars is that we wanted to see how she’d dance around with that fake leg.
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Because We Haven’t Seen Jennifer Lawrence in a Bit, Yeah?
Zac Efron…barf! I don’t remember but wasn’t Finick supposed to be older? The guy that pops into my mind first…golden, defined, slightly older but only if he could drop the accent is Matthew... -
Kim Kardashian Has So Many Twinsies!
Unflattering, chubby with no expression is how Kanye seems to like her to look.. heh -
Because We Haven’t Seen Jennifer Lawrence in a Bit, Yeah?
You do realize that her boyfriend played Beast in the newest X-men right? I guess they liked each other for realsies. ;) -
Because We Haven’t Seen Jennifer Lawrence in a Bit, Yeah?
I REFUSE to have Robert Pattinson as Finnick. he just doesn’t fit the bill. Finnick is supposed to be hot, have an amazing chest and piercing eyes. None of which match Robert Pattinson… I’d rather... -
Kim Kardashian Has So Many Twinsies!
I actually really like the dress on Kim…just not w/ the shoes. Nude heels would have been nicer – would have made her legs seem longer.
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she`s nothing short of a ginormous ‘tick’ attempting (and succeeding) to suck the lifeblood out of everything and everyone she comes into contact with!
…..however , kudos to her for sinking her fangs into ‘good ol` Don’. He certainly looks like he`s in dire need of a good suckin`!
some of us wanted to see her fall.
and luckily….tv never lets us down.
grrr i hate her! i wish she would just crawl back into the woodwork and leave paul mccartney alone. I think she might be having some kind of break down, she freaked out on GMTV a while ago, it was a bit alarming!
proof that beauty is fleeting.
“Donald looks so hot. I saw her profile” rofl that ad is hilarious. And so is Mills’s cleavage.
OK, so this might make me sounds stupid, I don’t know – - does she really have a fake leg???
I’m mostly uninterested in H. Mills, but I have to think: she must have laid some serious, world-class nookie on Sir Paul. He’s paid for it, of course, but who knows? It may have been worth it.
This has been another chapter in the continuing series, How Men’s Brains Work.
Her lips are more twisted than a flippin’ pretzel!
I would pay large sums of money to see her get into a wrestling ring with Tonya Harding and have Tonya rip her fake leg off and beat her with it. Maybe that’s something Donald should look into.
Her hair looks like dripping donkey turds.
Donald likes her because she didn’t golddig him
LOL
she’s a master in the art
so she earned his respect
a true business woman
Yes, she really does have a fake leg.
LOLOLOLOL @ montysano! LOL…well, well, well. I have never forgiven him for his role in this spectacle, but with this profoundly deep insight into how his brain may have been affected by…how is it, now? “World class nookie?”..LOLOLOL… maybe he deserves to slide a bit. …Maybe….
Her wooden leg is garnering more respect than she.