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Katie Holmes to Make Broadway Debut

It’s been a long time since Katie Holmes was doing live theater at her high school in Toledo, Ohio.

But the 29-year-old will hit the Broadway stage — her first stage performance since Toledo — on September 18, in a revival of Arthur Miller’s All My Sons.

No doubt Tom Cruise is ecstatic that he’ll have an excuse to spend so much time around Broadway boys, now.

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  • WOWZERS!!! She looks fanfreakintastic………..from the neck down. LOVE, Love, love the dress & shoes but I’m not a fan of that hair cut/style. (I think it’s the bangs that bother me) And that smirk makes me wanna smack her.

  • Wow, I love the dress, but she looks like such a pod-person here– totally brainwashed

  • I agree – she’s a mental robot, and that’s what makes this an atrocious photo. Pick any other face, plop it into that hairdo, and they look great. Oh, Katie, I’m sorry for your brain…

  • They like the fact that she is doing a live performance because the Scientologists can have snipers in the audience ready with .50 cal Berettas in case she runs for it.

  • this was the moment before those little secret guns came out of her boobs and annihilated the paps…

  • I agree with anaonymous–she is making tacky, attention seeking fashion choices like Posh!

  • What a nightmare! I hate everything about her dress and the electric blue shoes. I always think of Katie Holmes as a person who never had any formal training whatsoever when it comes to acting because when she speaks, she looks like she’s chewing her face off and her mouth always draws to the left or right depending on which way her smirk goes that day. I think she’s a gold digger. And Tom? He’s a weirdo. Gay? Maybe. I don’t know. But he’s washed up and a cult member. He needs to wait on the mountain top for the aliens to land–and hopefully the aliens will take his skanky wife too and those tacky blue shoes!

  • I like the shoes but I think the dress is horrific. Maybe better if it was shorter. It makes her look orange because it’s so shiny. And Tom is definitely getting weirder all the time.

  • I think we should buy her a new pair of shoes, though i like these blue things, but she just wears them way too often i think (it’s the same with Britney Spears and those ugly brown boots..) And the dress is horrible!!…

  • I agree with Sara. MAYBE the dress would be better if it were shorter. But those shoes??!! WTF? And has Posh been giving her smiling tips because that it totally Posh’s look

  • what the hell was she thinking that day?she looks horrible.maybe was in her drag-queen mood…disgusting hair,disgusting dress,disgusting shoes..and disgusting juxtaposition of colors:elecrtic blue throwh a punch to orange, and the dark shade of her face contrasts with the paleness of her harms.she definitely sucks

  • I hate Katie Holmes. She always looks so stupid on the carpet. Her hair, make-up, EVERYTHING always looks dumb. Here, she looks like a tangerine Morticia.

  • That pathetic, literally half-assed excuse for a smile is what creeps me out so much! I don’t think it’s a smirk, it looks to me like a miserable inability to even try to fake a ‘real’ smile. Though I do wanna slap it off her face, either way. Seems it’s her predominant expression, excepting occasional more candid shots that look more natural. Scary! Guess I’d be wearing a fucked up look if I was married to xenu fag too!