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I Just Don’t Like Anne Hathaway

I don’t even know why. I can’t think of a single thing she’s done to bother me. At least with someone like Mandy Moore I can be like “You know what? She’s really self-congratulatory and holier-than-thou and fucking annoying in interviews.” I can’t even say that about Anne.

I think it’s a combination of two things: her fucking enormous mouth and her refusal to tan. I mean, she lives in Los Angeles. I’m not saying everybody needs to fake-bake all the time, but it’s like she’s actively avoiding getting any sun whatsoever. I think that seems prissy to me, and prissy annoys me. And her mouth isn’t at all her fault, but it bothers me. It’s so big.

Here’s Anne, annoying me, at the premiere of Get Smart.

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  • stupid beat. I’m not a huge fan of Anne either, but I must say she does look elegant and pretty and lot like 55% of hollywood (like damn cheap hoooookers). her cleavage doesn’t go down till her belly button (and no wonderbra), decent clothes, hair and make-up.
    I also think she would look pretty stupid with tan – so would Nicole Kidman and Julianne Moore BTW!
    ivory is the new black…and prevents you from getting skin cancer and skin aging.
    please beet, you rock otherwise, but STOP talking bullshit unless you’re sponsored by the tanning industry!!!!!
    not to like someone because of the skin tone and facial features is even racist….

  • you so need to get a life. who gives a shit about the fact that you hate anne hathaway because she doesn’t tan and that seems prissy……are you serious? i’m indifferent to her but seriously that might be the most pointless and stupid thing i’ve heard in a while but thanks for the laugh. this is the perfect job for you. i think your next post should be on why scarlett johansson’s cheek bones come off as bitchy.

  • oh my god. i can believe you hit this so dead on. i completely agree with your assessment of both these women. i can’t stand them. mady moore is so sticky sweet she makes my gut rot, and anne hathaway was in the princess diaries which SHOULD have kept her from making any movie that wasn’t straight to DVD. both of them are totally overrated. it was a relief to read this.

  • Yep, she annoys me for no reason as well. Oh and “Julie”, obviously you give a shit since you read this blog.

  • Aww hey I liked The Princess Diaries…=[ I like Anne just because she doesn’t act like an idiot and/or slut like most of the celebrities we read about nowadays.

  • I don’t like Anne Hathaway, either, though I did kinda like The Devil Wears Prada (but only because of Meryl and the cameo from My Personal Hero Gisele). Anne strikes me as incredibly milquetoast, and I HATE her mouth and what makeup artists do with it, though I know that’s not her fault. And I don’t think that a tan is always attractive — good skin radiates, regardless of how brown you are (look at Julianne Moore or Jennifer Connelly — both are gorgeous and neither are bronzed), but Anne is WHITE. You’re right. She is a whiter shade of pale. She is BEYOND the pale.

    And I hate her outfits.

    She also kind of annoys me in interviews, too (though the MOST insufferable person in print, IMO, is Scarlett — she makes me want to hurl things and break stuff), because she does that “I’m not really a good girl! I’m not! I’m a slut! I’ve done some bad things, too! I have!” SHHHHHUUUT UPPPPPP. We don’t ccccccccaaaaare.

    Also, my friend Alex went to Vassar with her and claims that she’s a gigantic bitch, and Alex is wonderful, so I’m inclined to believe him.

    That said, I do kinda like Mandy Moore for whatever reason, AND I even find myself empathizing with *gasp!* the Three Jessicas sometimes, so I guess my own preferences are kinda wonky, too. But I still want Paris Hilton’s vagina to spontaneously combust and/or eat her alive.

  • I looooove herrr, shes adorable and well spoken, and she looks like she actually has a brain! Shes just quirky and not the typical bimbo looking chick, and thats kudos to her!

  • First Liv and now Anne? Look, I don’t particularly like either one, but I don’t dislike them either–I just have a problem with repeated entries about people needing tans. She has a healthy glow to her, and so did Liv. It’s not like their deathly pale, they just are rocking their natural skin, and there is NOTHING wrong with that! I didn’t know a giant skin-cancerous mole is the next hip accessory.

  • i think its her acting skills… or the lack there of that do it for me. she’s the same dull person in every role she takes, whether the role calls for it or not. whether its a movie for kids (ella enchanted), teenagers (havoc) or adults (devil wears prada), she just always plays it the same. i think thats probably why you should dislike her.

  • why would anyone hate on Anne Hathaway? Makes no sense at all.
    The girl has natural beauty and natural brains.

  • ur comments are so stupid…. she looks 100% better than any other celebrities in Hollywood!!! shes classy, pretty and smart….
    there is nothing wrong to have pretty white skin…

  • more cat talk…… or road trip pix that seems to make you happy.
    No need to spout mean shit for no reason. you said it yourself- nothing she has done bothers you,wasted energy trying to pick something outta nothing!

  • I’ve commented before about my hatred for her.
    For me though, it’s because she has ruined every single movie she’s been in… most notably Ella Enchanted.
    And it was my favorite book growing up.

  • I’m pale like her so I can’t hate on that. I like the fact that her and Nicole and Julianne are trying to make pale ok. I find nothing more disgusting than tanned skin, it just looks so dead and dry. A girl I went to high school with owns a tanning salon. I’m a month older, she LOOKS at least 15 years older, she has ruined her skin. Her mother looks better.

    I am annoyed that she’s 99, only because Steve Carrell is in his 40s and she’s what, 25? But my annoyance is with the powers that be, not this girl.

  • Well, not that I think everyone should have a tan either – to each their own (and some people just can’t tan, they burn), but how is this a “racist” comment?? That’s a pretty heavy word to throw around.

  • I don’t like her either, but it has nothing to do with how she looks. She actually IS pretty annoying in interviews, always acting like every question asked of her is too stupid for a response. And she’s so conceited about that crook boyfriend of hers. And Julie, please return to your favorite site bitchycunt.com and give us all a break from your unwanted critiques.

  • well actually it IS racist to disapprove someone because of their skin colour, so I agree with Marie on this.
    some people have very light skin and I personally find it elegant (I myself don’t have it).
    they tanned blond bimbo look is sooo out and all you bitches out there look so cheap!!

  • I think you missed the mark on this one Beet.
    Wasn’t she filming a movie a few weeks ago where she was
    Beet Red from a fake sunburn. I assume they would want her glow in the dark white for that effect to work.
    I actually like her . I think shes hooked up with a dead beat man ( but thats another story )
    Sorry. I usually love your comments.

  • WOW!!!! Is the heat of the summer getting to everyone? Simmer down now!
    I have no feelings one way or the other about Anne Hathaway.
    And Mandy Moore doesn’t bother me at all. I think because she isn’t pin thin.

  • Sorry – I still don’t see what Tanning has to do with Race. I think you use the term too loosely. You think Beet is racist because she likes tans and because she thinks Anne should have one?

  • Now, I’m not saying that this is the case for Anne, but personally, I have a perfect inability to tan. If I go out in the sun, I get a blotchy sunburn and hives. And then, when I lotion those away, I go right back to being the same ivory colour as I was before. For me, tanning just isn’t even an option — and I’m sure I’m not the only one.
    Besides, I think pale skin is beautiful. It’s glamorous in an old-time kind of way. Just because you don’t have time to sit on the beach or in a tanning booth and bake doesn’t mean you can’t be seen as beautiful.

  • Beet, as always, I agree with you 100%. I cant effing stand her, and for no reason at all… she just annoys the crap out of me. And I’m so tired of hearing how “classy” she is… I don’t buy it! especially with her shadeball boyfriend

  • I thought I was the only one with an irrational hatred of this woman!

    I have no idea what it is, she just annoys me way too much!

  • Have to go with the nays on this one. She reminds of a conceited upper Manhattan debutante who acts like she’s totally convinced that her waste product has a premium aroma.

    • Oh, what a nasty comment! but love it! I’m always of the opinion that if one must say something nasty, might as well be witty.

  • Actually, I quite like Anne Hathaway. And I think pale skin is pretty. But I have other people who I irrationally hate, so I get where you’re coming from.

  • I avoid tanning. I’ve had too many cases of skin cancer in my family. The risk just isn’t worth it.

  • I have no problem with Anne’s skin, as I am incapable of tanning myself- I have really sensitive skin, so I just burn when I spend too much time in the sun, and she may have a similar issue.

    However, TOTALLY feel you on the irrational hatred part. I think that the core reason I dislike her is that she’s a really overrated actress and she’s been in some movies that I loathed, usually on account of their lack of fidelity towards their source material- (which I know she can’t control really, but remember- IRRATIONAL hatred) like Becoming Jane, Ella Enchanted, and The Princess Diaries. However, I am going to see Get Smart because no skinny bitch is getting between me and my Steve Carell.

  • Not all of hollywood should only be about scandal! Just most of it…. either way here is a girl that truly sets a good example for young women out there…. its so nice to have a Anti-Lindsay around… good on you Anne. I like her.

  • r u serious??!!??!!??!! she’s GEORGEOUS, TALENTED, AND AWESOME!!!! Get a life, beet. and all u other bitches who are just JEALOUS! :-p

  • I like Anna Hathaway, however… i don’t like you “beat”. And no, it’s not because of the dramalama you like to cause from time to time, but i don’t find your summaries good, netiher are your spelling and worst of all is that you’re lacking what’s most important; humour.

  • I wouldn’t say I “hate” her but she is not attractive at all. Wayyyy too pasty for my taste. Her mouth isn’t the problem…it’s those weird giant round eyes that bother me. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I behold no beauty when looking at her.

  • How did Heath Ledger beat her out for the role of the Joker in the new Batman movie? LOL!

  • I saw her on the Conan O’brien show and I immediately hated her; she was flirting mercilessly, and told some made up story about absinthe. Also, flirted like a fifth grader at the MTV Awards. The girl tries too hard! And did you see that see-through dress she wore a while back?

  • I think that Anne Hathaway is really pretty and all but I don’ t see her as much of an actress, her acting isn’t all that great…it actually seems very forced.

    Also, it’s great to have the girl next door look and all but there is such thing as TOO much of a girl next door. She’s been put in some of the most glamourous roles (princess diaries…?) and yet when she stands beside someone else they always seem to stand out more than her. I think that if she literally were to live next door to me…I would be like “oh cool, she’s very pretty.” but she wouldn’t stay on my mind as striking or whatever. I think Katie Holmes has the girl next door look yet she’s got some spunk and is really cute!

  • FYI (from 2007):

    Hathaway, who’s been dating real-estate developer Raffaello Follieri, 27, for three years, lives in New York City – because she can’t live in Los Angeles. “I am too pale and I don’t drive,” she says.

    Good to have your facts straight. You can work in Hollywood, but not live in L.A.

  • tanning is creepy.

    all you tanned bitches will look like leatherfaces in ten years

    why is orange a skin tone you all try so hard to aspire to?

  • I’d drink her bath water. She’s gorgeous. So what if she doesn’t tan? All the women I’ve ever known that “worship” the sun now have skin the same color AND texture of a football. Can you say melanoma? Sure, I knew you could. Anne hathaway is drop dead, stop traffic good lookin and everybody on this blog knows it. I’d fuck her to death.

  • i totally agree. i dont like her either. she is just there ya kno? i dk, i dont think she is that pretty either

  • I actually grew up with Annie Hathaway and she is prissy. I do think that she looks much better in photographs and in movies than she does in real life, but that’s probably true of all celebrities. Even though she’s a brat and acts like an airhead in interviews, I think it’s pretty cool that someone from my town “made it.”

  • It’s not that she is prissy – she is just plain fake. I have met her several times through work, and know several others who have worked with her, and she is so self-involved in her own image that she will do anything, including turning in her own fiancee (though she was happy to use him for what she could at the time) to get ahead.

  • I no lke her either much. NOT her fault and it very mean to say bad thing (Buddah not happy), but I think she look like “Joker” in Battman and Robin. Could be make-up. Not know.

    Me think she will also need much eye surgery to correct droopy lids very young in life. Her only in 20s now – her will be droopy eyes like hound dog maybe before 40. At least she live where lots of doctor who can cut eye lids and sew back up. Haha.

    She also very skinny though – that why people in USA like.
    I like the “Prada” movie – very good music. I buy at street markit in Bejhing for $.50 US. Very good deal – black markit. Guy make copy for me on CD. No find deal like that in USA.

    Blough Mee

  • By way – me like Republicanparty very much and not like Dave Matthew band very NOT. He suck.

    Republican let me come to USA on boat took 3 week. I learn Englis after here work in Siam Town in San Fran. We cook duck then hang in window – very good to eat. I buy green card from guy in Shanghai it fake but nobody in USA know.

    Back to Dave Mathew band. I glad some die…probably from listen to his crap. HAHA

  • I’ll bet she gives a fantastic b*** j**, however. And she’s already come out in favor of anal sex. Hmmmmm.