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“She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.”

Billy Bob Thornton, at the launch of his new album with The Boxmasters.

I really can’t tell if Billy Bob was joking around or being serious. If he was being serious, then, damn, he’s the one who needs to wake up from the dream. Jennifer Aniston did a long time ago.

Side note: My grandfather’s wife today: “You know, I’d like you to talk to Jennifer Aniston and tell her she’s making a big mistake. That guy she’s wit now? He’s no good. No good at all. I don’t like him.”

I love that my grandparents have opinions on these things.

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  • I’m guessing he was kidding but either way that’s awesome!
    I love Billy Bob & his craziness.
    I liked Angie better when she was crazy too.
    You g-par’s seem like they are great.
    Glad you’re getting to spend time with them.
    How’s the dehydration, dry lips & skin?

  • Well, what he is saying is true. We all know how mangelina is, and how quick she changes her mind and creates a new persona. (and no, that’s not strange for being diagnosised with borderline)

    I really don’t understand why people glorifyes her so much, sure she’s doing her “save-the-whole-world-and-adopt-all-the-kids” thingie, but still… adopting so many kids so you don’t even have time for them, is THAT really a humanitarian thing?

    Nevermind, i’m just happy that billy-bob dares to speak up.

  • thank GOODNESS someone finally dared to speak up against angelina jolie. i’m totally against this whole “she’s the most amazing woman ever” feeling towards her. Are we forgetting that she was one half at fault for cheating, heartbreak, divorce, and soon-to-be having 3 kids out of wedlock? not to go all psycho traditionalist, but she isn’t quite the role model for what dreams are made of…

  • well why do you guys think, angie’s a role model? she’s not. just the public’s following every fucking one of her steps. I find her endlessly annoying and wish she’s just disappear in an earth hole.
    billy boy is funny thou. I’d love to see her go back to that old fart (if it doesn’t work with the earth hole)

  • Billy Bob directed Sling Blade, so I’ll forgive him for most of his idiosyncracies — including his phobias of antique furniture and orange food or whatever. That said, PLEASE be joking, Billy Bob. I mean, there are six kids involved in Angie’s relationship, you know? I don’t think she’s gonna leave Adonis and the French castle to run back to your scraggly ass, anyway, though. Sorry.

  • First, Billy Bob MUST be joking, or else he’s the one who needs to let go of the dream.

    Second, Angelina is amazing because she’s gone through some crazy ass life only to end up with a beautiful man and children and is using her fame and fortune to do all sorts of selfless acts around the world and helping people in need, and that’s extremely respectable.

  • Hey Beet…. after you call Jen can you call Brad and tell him I will be waiting for him when Angie goes back to swapping blood with Billy Bob. THANKS

    ;)

  • lol @ your grandparents beet, thats cute.

    he is totally kidding, it just doesn’t read well…

  • Funny man…with really nice teeth and good sense of humor.
    And honestly, even if he was joking, I agree with him. This little game that Ang. and Brad are playing will be over soon (Or as soon as the littlest kid isn’t a baby anymore and they have nothing in common any more). And then Brad will wish his dick was going into places the Johnny Mayer’s is.