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Lindsay Lohan Knows She Can’t Beat Britney for an Emmy

Lindsay Lohan has decided she will not seek an Emmy for her under-a-minute guest appearance on Ugly Betty.

“The appearance was brief,” said her publicist, Leslie Sloane. “We made a decision to wait.”

A decision to wait?

For what?

Seriously, Leslie, every day you wait is another huge gamble on the assumption that Lindsay Lohan will be alive tomorrow. You know that.

I know you just didn’t want her to go head-to-head with the Britster, who has put her name in for consideration. Lindsay could never beat out Britney’s genius turn in How I Met Your Mother. She was incredible. I hear the director of the Royal Shakespeare Company won’t leave her agent alone these days.

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  • Lohan’s coming back to Ugly Betty next season for 6 episode stint. Maybe that’s what her publicist means by “waiting.”

  • Lindsay should do another mean girls movie, i loveeeee her, and i know she´s been lame lately, but if we could get her to come back to her origins (stupid teen comedies) maybe she´ll win our appreciation again. I havent seen the episode of Ugly Betty in which she starrs, but im sure she did pretty well.

    PS: I hateeeee Britney, let te aliens come and retrieve her!

  • lohan can’t act her way out of a paper bag. haven’t seen britney act but i’m sure it’s also laughable.

  • ha…LOVEE BRITNEY!! Don’t hate on her. It’s inhuman to degrade someone when they’re down or in need of some love,support+reassurance.

  • Since when do celebrities release excuses for not seeking an Emmy?! Is this a new trend now or something? It seems so arrogant, like you’re basically saying you’d otherwise deserve one but you’ll hold off for now and let some other poor chump win it.