HOLY CRAP!
McDonald’s said on Monday that it will stop serving sliced tomatoes in all its US stores, because of concerns about salmonella food poisoning linked to some uncooked varieties.
Winn-Dixie, Subway, Chipotle, Taco Bell, Vons and Albertsons are doing the same.
Read the full FDA warning about these killer tomatoes here. They may already be in your house!!!
I’m just doing my part to save your life!!!!
(And, in case you were wondering, yes, I did the Photoshopping on the graphic all by myself. I should teach classes. I’m amazing.)
I will stick to Evil Beets and stay away from the Evil Tomatoes.
thanks for this, beet. tomatoes are so revolting anyways.
i freakin love tomatoes. hopefully the evil tomatoes don’t get to new zealand…
good, now i wont have to say number 6 no tomato
Funny, if the hamburgers won’t kill you the tomato will.
jasons deli won’t serve them either!
I’m growing my own; there’s no feces in the water unless I make a special effort.
and wendys i went there today and they had sighns up
and subway wont either..i went there and they were like were not surving any tomatoes right now and i was pretty sad! i love tomatoes
fresh garden tomatoes are the only way to go anyway- they should have stopped serving those water-flavored mushy/mealy orange balls long ago.
Up here, Quizno’s isn’t serving tomatoes but the market-type store Farm Boy doesn’t care as much about my health. They had tomatoes up the wazoo.
No more tomatoes on Starbucks sandwiches.
i heart tomatoes :(
oh well. I dont like tomatoes anyway.
Sub Catsup, chopped sundried tomatos, or.. wash well in running water, cut in half and remove all seeds, slice thinly, put on burger while final cooking, slap on cheese, when cheese melts tomato is done and safe to eat.. Da-dah
I love the photoshop results. You did an awesome job
tomatoes are so shit. it’s like they’re eggplants trying to be apples. not going to happen.