Jun 07, 2008 at 08:32 pm by Evil Beet

Paris Hilton showed up at Tao in Las Vegas with the cast of her new “reality” TV show, where she’s looking for her new BFF.

These girls look so unbelievably annoying. I cannot wait for this show to air. Catfights galore! Over Paris Hilton! OMG it’s going to be amazing.

Benji was apparently also there, and Paris engaged in a fair amount of alcohol consumption, quashing rumors that she’s pregnant, which we never even reported, because we knew they were bullshit.

17 Responses to “Paris’s Harem”

  1. Persistent Cat says:

    Ok, total understatement but I hate that type of girl. Your jokes will completely go over their heads and you cannot possibly make any type of conversation with them because they are so insanely empty-headed.

    I like the belly on the one to Paris’ right (our left). Nice. You whored up good!!!!

  2. Persistent Cat says:

    And to add, you know Paris ensured they were all unattractive in some way. Like Belly to her right, or Cross-Eyed to the right’s right, the one to her left is probably mildly retarded and the one to her left is a definite window licker.

    I would almost want to watch but I’ll forget and life will go on.

    I make all these judgements yet I’m home on a Saturday night.

  3. Jessi says:

    Her new BFF, eh? Best Friend (for) FIVE minutes?

  4. Jessi says:

    ha, al they need is miley cyrus and they can have a slut partay

  5. wileEcoyote says:

    choo..choo..choo…WHOOO! WHOOO!….”allllllll aboard the Ho Train!”

  6. OkieDokie says:

    The girls immediately to her left and right look like very cheap imitations of Scarlett Johannson and Lindsay Lohan. Was one of the prerequisites for getting on this show that you must have wonky eyes?

  7. joan says:

    okie dokie- omg i was justing the same thing about the wonkiness!

  8. BettyCrockerPunkRocker says:

    @ OkieDokie and joan – Me three on noticing the wonkiness. They need t-shirts, “Team Wonky”.

  9. BettyCrockerPunkRocker says:

    @Persistant Cat – “window licker”. ROFL!

  10. Anon says:

    So, are you advertising for this show? “Cannot wait for this show to air?” You’ve got to me kidding me. Who on earth would watch this incredibly stupid garbage? By the way, Hilton made all of these girls get a serious makeover before she would put them in front of a camera. Gross.

  11. slouchy says:

    These ho-bags had makeovers and this is the best they’re gonna look?! (shudder)

  12. TheColorBull says:

    I feel kind of bad for her (I know, I must be losing it) I’m sure it seemed like such a good idea at the time. Who wouldn’t want a million cute girls trying out to be your BFF. However, no one actually did show up for the casting, and now she is stuck with the few whorrible girls that did. I wouldn’t be surprised if rumors of her wanting to back out arose. Wonky eyes are cool, but not on these chicks, only on me. Maybe I should have signed up. I would have blown them outta the water.

  13. Meg says:

    because of the quality of the picture, the girl to paris’s left, our right, looks like lauren conrad a little bit. which would be wonderfully hilarious.

  14. Señor Loco says:

    Darn it! Ever since I looked at this photo I’ve had a horrible itching and burning in my nether regions, and it won’t stop!

  15. polly says:

    Would you like to see, what Paris Hilton wants to show us?

    http://paris-hilton-seex-tape.blogspot.com

  16. sam says:

    and why do three of them look like heidi, lauren and audrina? but extremely weird looking versions. and i mean extremely!!

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