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Where the Hell Does Disney Find All These Damn Virgins???

June 6, 2008
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Seriously it’s like they’re holding casting calls exclusively in fundamentalist churches in middle America.

I’m just waiting for one of these teenage Disney stars to go on the record all like, “Yeah, dude, I plan to have sex before marriage. It’s normal and healthy. I’ll use protection and I’ll choose my partners carefully, but, yeah. I’m totally gonna be getting laid.”

Instead, 15-year-old Selena Gomez, heralded as the next Miley Cyrus, has announced that she’s going to save herself for marriage.

“I said, ‘Dad, I want a promise ring.’ He went to the church and got it blessed. He actually used me as an example for other kids. I’m going to keep my promise to myself, to my family and to God.”

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

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  • They have an assembly line for just the purpose of creating virgins. I think the line starts in Wisconsin. I hear that they take applications at birth, but I can’t be sure about that.

  • Lord god…

    Does she not know the golden rule by now? Saying you will not have sex before marriage in Hollywood GUARANTEES that you will remain a virgin for about 5 more weeks…

  • What’s up with her eyes? She’s a cutie-patootie, bless her naive-as-hell little heart, but there’s something really off about her eyes in this photo.

  • i kind of want her to get married when she just turns 18, and five months later pops a kid out.

  • There’s nothing naive about wanting to stay a virgin til marriage, she’s just naive if she thinks it’ll be easy! Leave her alone, she’s 15 years old.

  • I don’t see a problem with this. We all know she wont make it and I don’t care enough to criticize her when she doesn’t (I actually don’t know who she is.) I think it’s normal though. I said the same thing when I was her age… and the girls I knew who felt differently at 15 all have babies or diseases or both by now.

  • i think she’s really ‘cute’ now but when she grows up she will be gorgeous, defff. not going to waitt, but who does anyway these days..

  • She has blow job lips, i give her another month before she is sat on some guys cock

  • Hey Beet, we’ve all seen your photoshop “skills” so I know you’re not fucking with their eye size right? Can anyone cure the asymmetricals, please.

  • I don’t think it is a bad thing for a girl her age to believe he wants to save herself tell marriage… yes, things might change, but that is not a bad goal to have. I said that when I was her age, and I am 24 and still say that.

  • I know me and all my friend were planning to wait until marriage to have sex when we were 15..im sorry all u skanky ass sluuts wernt dont hate on someone 4 wanting to do what the bible says!u guys are sick pathetic and no nothing about well anything and it psissed me off im never coming to this blog agian in fact im telling my friend s family and posting a bulliten to my 10.6 thousand friends on myspace bye

  • she looks like she’s 8 years old.

    there’s nothing wrong with her eyes; she just looking at 2 different things. Cover one side of her face and then the other and you’ll see both eyes are not looking in the same direction.

  • Wasn’t she the one with a meth problem? If so, good job on those priorities. Way to stick to all that churchy stuff… :)

  • hey, it’s a nice goal. maybe she won’t end up like britny spears little sister, who by the way is under a lot of pressure for getting pregnant. damned if you do, damned if you don’t, so you might as well stay herpes free and live your life the way you think is best.

  • I think it’s a great idea to get a purity ring. I have one. I don’t think she will be the Disney Channel star to get pregnant at a young age. The first one to go is Miley. She may already had it with her 22 year old boyfriend.

  • Fuck you Amanda, The only reason us people on the evil beet like sex is because it is really natural and it feels amazing !I think waiting for marriage is a great idea because having sex without having a ring on your finger is bad to the parents of the person you are mating with and once in a while,it will be ok to use protection ! i remember i was dating some girl named Maribel and when we went to Puerto Rico to visit her family for Christmas….we Accidently did it in the upstairs bedroom and 8 and a half months later…..I Have a Son and we have been married for 8 years and 9 years ago is when that happened and when Maribel told her parents that she was 6 months pregnant….her Father Slash my tires to my Mercedez-Benz and Spit in my Egg and Pancake Mix and then when he offered me some Puerto Rican Rum ( Bacardi ) he spit in it and Stirr it with a spoon and made it look invisible and it worked and when we went back to our home in Georgia, lets just say His car was scratched all over the place,his bumper was dented,All 4 wheels were slashed by a machete,cracked his windshield,pissed all over his car,and used a Paintball gun to shoot everything on his car ! When we returned to Georgia The Following day, I Recieved many letters from his car insurance agency ! The day my Son Harper was born,He asked me and my wife to hold him and i said HELL NO GRANDPA ! YOU AIN`T TOUCHING MY KID ! and he was pissed ! So people out there reading this comment…i just want you to have sex before marriage because it feels good and you pisses off your Father-in-Law ! sometimes it is Ok to use protection ( you know what i mean ) but sometimes do it because it feels good !

  • You have a Son named Harper, Wow ! That Is A Chick`s Name ( Like Alex`s friend in Wizards Of Waverly Place ) Jesus, Guys reading This Comment Here, Write Below me if you think Harper is a boy`s or girl`s name ?

  • I Think harper is a man`s name and i also think that you shouldn`t make fun of somebody name because it is not right ! Harper is a guy and girl`s name too retards !

  • I think Selena Gomez Is very attractive and she looks like a good fucker…..too fucking bad she chose to have sex untill marriage…i could`ve humped the shit out of her

  • I also hate when Disney and Nickelodeon Stars think they can do anything they want in this world…just because they have fucking money ! It is like so fucking stupid and it pisses me off that Selena Gomez NOW wants to be Abstain because she has fucking money and do you know how many Blow-Jobs she could give ! She could so get Laid !

  • I Happen To Know Selena Gomez and she is my friend and Demi Lovato and i feel you should not talk to them like that because they have their own life ! LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • these times I recall hearing Britney Spears say she would wait for marriage. I guess i was living in a hole when she married Justin Timberlake. What is wrong with these Disney and Nickeolodeon stars just because they got an acting role does not mean they have talent anyone can get one these days.

    DISNEY DNT BUILD HOPES!!! IT ONLY LEADS TO MONEY THEN SEX THEN DRUGS :( look at Lindsay mannnn LOOOOOOK AT LINDSAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • I hate Disney. They won’t let their stars live their lives. but about selena its great that she wants to stay abstinate until she’s married she’s only 15 and maybe she doesn’t look forward to having kids at an early age like MILEY CYRUS.

  • I really agree 100 % because miley cyrus will become pregnant because she hangs out with people who are like…i dont know, Um..JAMIE LYNN SPEARS ( that is why miley takes pictures of herself so she could open up her legs !

  • “Toy Says:
    June 6th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Lord god…

    Does she not know the golden rule by now? Saying you will not have sex before marriage in Hollywood GUARANTEES that you will remain a virgin for about 5 more weeks…”
    actually that may be your golden rule but i think selena will stick to it she’s not a slut!

  • Give her a brack she 15 teen….she proubly will save her self untill merage…..wat i knew about her is that she more of a good girl then bad and is not guy crazzy….unlike all most all of u 0.o

  • i cant wait to suck her vagina and stick my dick up her ass and then her pussy and sleep and make out with her..then she will suck my dick ..and love it…ahh these are the days

  • woah…seriously some of you ppl need to log on to regular porn like everyone else and stop perving over some young girl on this website. its so not right and you need to keep your disgusting thoughts to yourself…she is 15 for crying out loud…geez.

  • Woah…seriously some of you ppl need to log on to some “adult” sites like normal ppl and stop perving over some young girl on this website.

    It’s so not right and you need to keep your disturbing, disgusting thoughts to yourself… She’s 15 years old for crying out loud and you guys are sick.

  • shannon is right, and what the hell is all of your problems. she is a 15 year old girl and all you gay pervs out there who have no hope in life of doing anything never mind getting laid want to talk like this about her. damn pple should make more goals like that instead of going around getting knocked up and getting aids.

  • Yeah i’m with shannon. all you people are stupid, if she wants to save herself for marriage that’s her choice, and its a good one. just so all you stupid pervs out there know, not every teenage girl is a whore. i’m 18 and i’m savin myself for marriage, whatcha gonna make fun of me too? go ahead, but while all you stupid people are fighting stds and paying child support i’m just gonna sit back n laugh

  • i’m 13 and i’m waiting for marriage people shouldn’t make fun of her just cuse she wants to save her self and if she dosen’t save her self oh well u figure in Hollywood with all the pressure and stuff i mean come on give her a break one of my friends is 14 and has all ready had sex but no one is going crazy over that so y go crazy over this girl it’s her life her dissions back off and ket her make her own choices

  • you guys are all grose k she is saving her self while you guy’s are waysting your life so suck that losers

  • selena is my fave female actress! she’s younger than me and just as smart about taking this sex thing seriously. by the time any of u loser pervs fall in love you’ll wish you would have saved urselves too. i bet half of ya will never get a girl by the time u want one. and will live alone 4 the rest of ur livez.
    but that’s ur choice…

    im glad she’s saving herself. cuz the day i meet her and we become best friends, we’ll be on the same page with just about everything. so ha!

    when i’m famous i’ll be saying the same thing and ya’ll will be typing the same thing. sucks 2 be u loserz!

  • Miely Cyrus is way better than Selena gomez Selena gomez is aslutty whore and Miley does not have any kids and if she decides to take pictures of herself its her chose not yours

  • bro u perverts need to get a life. not everyone thinks about sex when theyre teens. stop being haters cuz u aint her.

  • All these ppl talking about fucking her need to shut the fucking hell up shes 15 leave her alone i wuld not be surprised if you guys die in hell so shut up about her bitches

  • Wow all of you guys talking about having sex with her are gross but seriously all of the other side need to chill out calling them pervs, while true, has been said already and the one saying Miley is better needs to check out the facts: Miley is a good singer, so is Selena Selena is pretty Miley is not, both have TV shows, but Selena’s are better, Selena has one “slut” picture Miley has more than 15
    Selena is a wonderful actress and Im a big fan, and she is beautiful but please this is a gossip website not porn so those of you who feel the need to express your need to have sex with 15 year old virgin actresses should go to an actually porn site and not spam this website with disgusting Pervy sayings about a beatiful talented actress

  • Selena Gomez has the perfect dick sucking lips. I just want to put my dick deep down her throat and then cum all over that pretty face of hers. Best part is, she gets to keep that virginity she likes so much. Though, she might change her mind ;)

  • OMG.! I soo wanna fuck the shit outta selena.. would push my stick deep inside her puss and fuck her in and out.!!
    I would rip her ass off later and jerk on her tits.!! and would ask her 2 suck my dick then make up in d bed wid her..!!!! <3<3<3

  • I want to fuck the living fuck out of Selena gomez. i would fuck selena gomez so hard and fast her throat hurts and so much blood comes out of her pussy she would get rushed to the hospital and won’t be able to walk until 2015.