Jun 06, 2008 at 11:31 am by Evil Beet

While her twin sister is looking fabulous on red carpets all over the world, Mary-Kate is still looking like a drunken bag lady, and she’s acting like one too.

Note that no one is touching her as she falls the fuck down outside her SUV after leaving an LA club with friends. She was not pushed down by the paps. She just couldn’t stand upright on her own.

17 Responses to “Mary-Kate Olsen is DRUNK”

  1. Melissa says:

    Yes, I got that shit!

  2. emilia says:

    Get it together! ha, exactly

  3. slouchy says:

    Hey, if someone said, “Don’t you fuckin’ touch me,” I’d let them fall down a flight of stairs before I’d step in.

  4. medimary says:

    at least she’s easy to pick back up-those are the friends I liked partying with when I was younger!!!

    -made for a quicker exit-

  5. Kittah says:

    Her shoe soles are slick and they need a grab mat on the door well.

  6. Darth Paul says:

    $100 bet – she’s on well more than alcohol.

  7. CSI says:

    Poor little MK, falling down drunk (at least she didn’t get in the driver’s seat). What’s really disturbing is the behaviour of those paparazzis. They remind me of brain-eating zombies in a horror movie, or hyenas around a dying wilderbeast – except that zombies and hyenas would have more dignity.

  8. GG says:

    no doubt she’s on more than a few drinks. She looks like hell.

  9. Nic says:

    LMAO at the pap “Yes, I got that shit!”

  10. Donkey Punch says:

    With her body weight she gets this drunk from using mouth wash.

  11. meg says:

    i’m not really going to judge her, cause a lot of people get drunk, but they aren’t famous so everyone doesn’t end up knowing about it. i’m glad i can drink and be ridiculous without all of america seeing. haha.

  12. snowdevil says:

    Go meg! you are so right about that.

  13. kjl says:

    awww fuck! when i wanted to see da vid. its no longer available

  14. Richa says:

    yeah me too :( i wanna see it :D

  15. JVicious says:

    Tear! The vid is down! … We can has permanent link to vid? I always enjoy a good sloppy fall down.

  16. danielle says:

    i want to see, too! :(

  17. person says:

    god darn it! i wanted to see the god darn video. mary kate used to be a little angel sweetie on “full house”, and now look where she’s at, getting drunk. The stupid animal should know better, i mean, she’s acting so ridiculous. she also got caught table dancing too.

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