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Jun 05, 2008 at 10:30 am by Evil Beet
Apparently Ethan Hawke was a potential juror for the case involving ex-wife Uma Thurman’s stalker.
“I looked down at a guy in the front row – I hadn’t noticed him before – and he was smirking,” said an NYC court clerk, recalling the incident. “It was Ethan Hawke.”
Heh.
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What kinda crazyass bullshit is that??? How bizarre!
Yeah, I’m not buyin’ that story…seriously, what are the odds of that happening?
He looks like a Macy’s After-Christmas sale ad.
Odds are so astronomical that it could be true.
I can’t quite put my finger on it but he just looks dirty. Kinda handsome, but dirty.
why does he look like a slime ball