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So I Guess Sarah Larson and George Clooney Are Really Dunzo

In case there was any doubt in anyone’s mind, Sarah Larson’s friend, Jennifer Morss, has cleared it up. Sarah and George are through.

“From what we’ve talked about she’s doing well,” says Jennifer. “You just move forward. She’s a strong, very smart girl who I think will make it through pretty much anything.”

Well, Sarah, if the country made it through an entire year of you dating George, I suppose anything is possible.

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  • so i guess she’ll go back to being a party girl again. and when i say “party girl”, i mean “prostitute.”

  • OH NO!…..now that George is back on the market , my chances of dating a Hollywood babe have plummeted from a ‘gazillion’ to a ‘squillion’ to one!!

  • I wish they would show up together at a big bash, and be laughing like h— at the all the garbage.

  • Sarah’s got a nice tidy sum in the bank to smile about, for her suffering in a wreak with him, and he spent just enough time behaving nicely and loving towards her in this recovery relationship ..so that she wasn’t quickly discarded like the floozy with a swell that got lucky for a week or two bearding, .. so both are happy., and Liza’s song ‘Hey big spender!?’ makes a lot more sense.

  • George Clooney

    I look for you.
    You’re nowhere to be found.
    Your omnipresence baffles me.
    You could be here near my backyard.
    Or you’re off away in Italy,
    New York City.
    Or even Los Angeles
    Or Vegas
    You could be anywhere
    But you’re nowhere to be found.