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Jay Leno Puts in an Appearance for Gay Marriage

Jay Leno will be on-hand for a gay group wedding at LA gay hotspot The Abbey on Wednesday night.

“He said that he is from Massachusetts and that the sky did not fall in their state when marriage equality became the law of the land there,” a rep for the event said. “He wants to impress upon everyone here in California that the sky will not fall here either.”

The event will also encourage people to vote “no” on the upcoming ballot initiative that would reverse the court’s decision.

Vote no on that shit, people!

Hate is not hot.

Okay, but I have to say, as much as I love my gays, I’ve been to The Abbey before and I hated it. No one would talk to me. No one would buy me a drink. No one would even bum me a cigarette. No one cared that I was there. It was devastating. When I’m in a social situation where my sex appeal is worthless, I feel like I’m missing a sense. I can’t navigate. My girlfriend and I were like “This is awful. Let’s go to a bar where we’ll be treated like a piece of meat.” And that’s exactly what we did, and we had never been so grateful to have short, fat, ugly drunk men hit on us.

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  • I’m a ‘mo, and I HATE most gay bars/clubs/hotspots. LA (well, CA in general) has the worst of the worst… a bunch of orange, plastic, waxed clones posing and b!tching all night. I’ll pass.

    Then again, I never went to such places to get laid or even hit-on…just to get plastered w/my crew. If I knew fat, ugly girls would buy me drinks at straight clubs, I might do that for fun though.

    But anyway, props to Leno. I always figured him for a GOP humper give how chummy he is w/the Bushes. I guess I underestimated him.

  • Jay’s wifey better get ready to move out and seek comfortable shelter and settle her alimony amount quick before it’s not really grounds for divorce to have a wandering hubba-hubby.