Christina Aguilera seems to be enjoying her post-pregnancy tits a lot more than her post-pregnancy child.
It seems like homegirl’s out on the town damn near every night. Contrast that with Nicole Richie, who’s just barely been on the scene at all since she gave birth on the same day. I guess motherhood works differently for everyone. I mean, I can’t talk, because I’ve never had a human child, but I’ll tell you that, even now, I really hate going anywhere that I can’t bring Leo. And he’s a freaking dog! But I just feel that he’s so young, and he should be with me all the time, so that he feels safe and protected and bonds with me. Plus I miss him terribly when he’s not with me! I don’t understand how Christina’s out and about so often without her kiddo.
Here’s Christina and hubby Jordan Bratman hosting an event at LAX in Vegas this weekend.
Oh, and speaking of Leo, there won’t be pictures of him for awhile, because he ate the cord that connects the camera to the computer. I found it on the living room floor today, little silver wires sticking every which way. I was like “DON’T YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE PRICK???” No, no. I didn’t say that. Dina Lohan did.
Anyway, I ordered a new one, but it’ll take a week or so to get here. So those of you who detest the Leo photos can let down your guards for a bit. :) Plus, I’m in the process of launching a new website dedicated to me and Leo, so that the people who like the Leo stuff can read it and the people who don’t won’t have to see it, and everyone can be happy. Oh, who am I kidding. I’ll never make everyone around here happy. But it sure is fun to try!
“No, no. I didn’t say that. Dina Lohan did.” I actually laughed out loud and i never do that!
Aw Christina! I mean look at her, seriously…Her post pregnancy boobs don’t even look all that nice. They look so big that the veins are straining and probably have stretch marks upon closer inspection. AND the celluloid thighs, PLEASE Xtina let’s not get TOO dirrrrrrty.
too funny, I like that her tits have blown up… haha wait till they stop being swollen… she wont be out on the town every night with her tits out!
She’s out every night, she’s an odd shade of orange, & her thighs look like Mischa Barton’s…I’ll bet there was some screaming when she saw how her legs came out in these pix.
look at her theighs, they are showing a little too much in that dress. she needs to hit the gym instead of teh club.
The legs need serious work. Jordan B. is just gross all over! Candy Man my ass…lol He looks like a greasy teenage goober.
Those veiny bewbs scare me.
the kid is rolling inside the US banner
and havin’ fun too
forget about the kid.
where is the old cristina…the attractive one. And the cottage cheese legs. We can leave those at home too.
eww. those thighs. gaahh.
She is so orange….she looks like an oopa-loompa! I adore her but maybe there is something going on, like post-partum depression? Who knows and who cares…WE NEED MORE PICS OF LEO!
you know its bad when jordan is looking like the attractive one. . .
Once a skank….
What else can be said about this skag? She thinks she beautiful, no matter what we say. Words can’t bring her down. And being a mommy can’t hold her down. Wonder when she’ll be taking the crown from Dina for that Mother of the Year award….
Ya know I LOVE that she has that cellulite on her legs & not just for a bitchy girl reason. Just cuz I think lots of us do & it’s nice to see a celebrity that does too. Especially since she JUST had her baby 4 months ago. Really that’s kind-a normal.
Someone (her stylist??) needs to tell her she has momma boobs now & needs a size larger shirt/dress. You can ALMOST see her right nipple.
Ida know? maybe that’s what she’s going for?
Oh & her color is AWFUL too! Why would anyone think that shade of orange is nice?
OH MY GOD I THOUGHT IT HAS MY EYE’S GOING BAD BUT ITS TRUE SHE HAS REALLY BAD “cellulite on her legs”
that shade of orange really brings out her nose dont ya think?
Is it just me, or does she always look like white trash? The bleach blonde hair, too much makeup, the tacky jewelry, the slutty clothes…If she took about half of the hairspray and makeup away, she might be a pretty woman.
he has no good looking genes in him.
anyway..cristina really should be with her baby more..i would be pissed if my mom left me when i was a baby to go party everynight!!! she should stick to like 1 a week or something..
Maybe xtina jr. is with them…but they have it hidden in the cottage cheese in her thighs…or her husbands nostrils!
Yeah, I hate to be a bitch because I would still probably take her body over mine but the showing off of the “ew” points… the thighs. Not a good look. Not at all.
Not nice, Xtina, not nice…
9/ 10 guys will still gladly blow on her boobs.
I think she looks fine for someone who just had a baby but perhaps she should knock off the short skirts for a while. My big problem with her is the ugly puss she married. Look at that knob. That is a mug only a mother could love. Who would have figured she suffers from such low self esteem?
LOL did anybody notice her legs??…. I guess all her drinking is going right to her legs…
Maybe she is having some post pardom depression… she looks unhappy, but I would be unhappy if I was her too. She always looks like a friggin hooker! She is the example that money can’t buy class.
@ Tako-Did anybody NOT notice her legs??????? yuck yuck yuck