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Jun 02, 2008 at 12:38 pm by Evil Beet
Will someone please return Rumer Willis’ new hair extensions to the third-grade art room, where they belong?
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WTF kind of nonsense is she wearing in that pic?!?!
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Beet, that was so not funny. But I could not stop laughing, so weird.
since when do third-grade art rooms have hair extensions in them?
She is standing right in front of a target.
How easy does she want to make this??
^^ Haha!
Rumer’s features all seems to be concentrated right in the middle of her face instead of being a bit spread out, like there is just this expanse of skin all around them.
Rather as if she has been smacked in the face with a frying pan.
forget those extensions.
look at her nose!
before i read what this blog was about
i thought it was about bad nose jobs or something
She reminds me of a poorly done Picasso portrait.
The facial features just aren’t right. There’s a little bit of Demi and Bruce, but they’re kind of all mixed up.
She’s starting to look a LOT like that singer from Heart.
it’s her chin – if you cover it up, she looks much better – she needs a plastic surgeon stat
it’s not her nose OR her chin, it’s her tiny little mouth
(OK, it’s also the chin a little bit)
I think she might have that disease like the guy Eric Stoltz played in Mask–Google it.
who would have ever thought that demi would make such a ugly child?
I love famous people’s obsession with terribly cruel baby names like Rumor, Apple and Moon Unit. Way to go team! Still waiting for little Skylark Pop-tart Wentz!
Oh, and thank you Shannon Sossamon for naming your fucking child Audio Science, you’re the best!
Giggiddy giggiddy.
is she trying to do the keira knightley pout?..or the half-open-mouth pout?
whoever said about her chin was right.
if she had a more delicate, less manly jaw and not such a large chin, she’d look a lot more human. also if her mouth was bigger… it’s like all her features went miniature…
oh come on…
poor girl…she has beautiful parents and thats what turned out..her youngest sister is hotter than she is…
you shouldnt make fun of her…its not her fault…
> who would have ever thought that demi would make such a ugly child?
I would. Never found Demi Moore good looking. Have you seen Demi’s mother?
You know how Conan has that “If They Mated” skit where he morphs two pictures together to form what two celebrities kids would look like?
Yeah. Well. That’s all I have to say.
She wouldn’t bother me so much if she didn’t think she was the best thing since sliced bread.
@jennykay, LMAO. You are so right!
To Micala… that was real harsh Tai.
Give Rumer a break! She flunked out of college and she is now trying to find herself.
Remember Chasity Boner catching flap because she didn’t resemble Cher? Well, it’s hard when your parents are beautiful and all the looks went to her youngest sister.
May Rumer can act. She was pretty cool in Striptease.
I don’t mind Rumer, but this hair, yikes. She’s covered her forehead. She’s also added the illusion of weight (well, uh, you know what I mean) to the bottom of her face by wearing silly fake hair. It isn’t that I think she should have her jaw shaved off or anything — just that the extremely short hair was a little more flattering. Like, it made her look kind of futuristic?
Is it just me or is she f*cking ugly as hell?
PS Where’d all the upskirt porn go? Sheet……
and the upper lip hair..
Hey yeah–where’s all the nip slips?
That’s why I love this site….Beet??
Ditto upskirts & nip slips! P.S. As we say in the south (concerning Rumor) god bless it
Beet is owned by a company that only wants her to post “gossip” and doesn’t want her to post nudity. It seems discussion of Beet using drugs is fine but God forbid if there is a nipple on the website.
This is why we only see videos of Beet and her lovely little puppy now. Evil Beet has been turned into Disney Beet.
Take it away fanboys….
Shhh … you guys, that stuff is still there, I just don’t advertise it anymore, due to the reasons DP mentioned. Look, I can get paid enough to do this full-time for you guys by cooperating with “the man,” or I can go back to working a normal 9-5 job and posting 25% as often.
To get to the galleries:
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/the-nip-slip-galleries/
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/the-upskirtlabia-slip-galleries/
(You can also access them from the ‘Celebs ‘N’ Drugs’ link on the front page. Shhhh.)
And the main reason I haven’t run any new nip slips or upskirts recently is that, quite frankly, there haven’t been any.
/me giggles like a schoolgirl. I got Beet to type “DP”.
> And the main reason I haven’t run any new nip slips or upskirts recently is that, quite frankly, there haven’t been any.
Oh I beg to differ.
Godd JUST GET THE DAMN SURGERY ALREADY!! We wont judge you! WE UNDERSTAND!!
DP, if there are nip slips please link them! Share the wealth!
@ Donkey Punch: I feel like I should yell “Why you!!” and bonk you over the head with something :)
Almost forgot, she’s SO ugg- o.
“Rather as if she has been smacked in the face with a frying pan.” aaaahahahahaha
Rumer (unfortunate name) is okay looking, but not quite good looking enough to make it as an A-grade celebrity. Thems the breaks kid. Anyway, true celebrity has to be earned, it can’t be inherited. America ain’t no decadent European aristocracy.
the hair extensions are the least of her worries. there is something very off about her face. none of her features should be combined with one another because rumer is what comes out of that. :-/ i still love you rumer… even though you are an arrogant imbecile who’s only famous by blood.
No, I don’t prefer girls with large chins. I believe they are referred to as “ball bruisers.”
I think she, like others, deserves the criticism just for the fact she is out there thinking she is hot. She is probably the most un-hot person ever. SJP holds nothing to Rumor. If you’re going to put yourself out there the way she does then we are going to tear you a new one. That’s just how it goes. If you don’t want people talking about how you look (good or bad) then don’t go looking like that, walking red carpets and possing for pictures.
Actually the hair helps hide that massive chin, it’s like her face was put together with mismatched parts. You know she was a homely child, who grew up to be a homely woman, unfortunately she has convinced herself that she is actually attractive and will have an acting career as a leading lady – she might, with talent and hard work get a character career but it’s doubtful she could be that honest with herself. It’s funny/sad.
> true celebrity has to be earned, it can’t be inherited. America ain’t no decadent European aristocracy.
Just who is your current President again and who was his father?
she has hecka pretty eyes, she should move to the middle east, she would be beautiful!!!
“true celebrity has to be earned, it can’t be inherited. America ain’t no decadent European aristocracy.”
Cough-Kennedys-cough!
Another American posting with hatred and ignorance.
Here is a short list of proof:
Bruce Dern > Laura Dern
Goldie Hawn > Kate Hudson
Kirk Douglas > Michael Douglas
Martin Sheen > Emelio Estevez, Charlie Sheen
Henry Fonda > Jane Fonda, Brigitte Fonda
Billy Ray Cyrus > “Mylie” Cyrus
Blythe Danner > Gwyneth Paltrow
Tony Curtis > Jamie Lee Curtis
Lionel Barrymore > Drew Barrymore
Judy Garland > Liza Minnelli, Lorna Luft
Elvis Presley > Lisa Marie Presley
Lloyd Bridges > Jeff Bridges, Beau Bridges
Donald Sutherland > Kiefer Sutherland
Debbie Reynolds > Carrie Fisher
John Voigt > Angelina Jolie
Anyone else noticed that she has the exact same expression in every single photo taken in the last six months (i.e. TRY to smoulder, do NOT smile)? Has she been talking to Victoria Beckham?
Well I hear that Laurel Canyon
Is full of famous stars
But I hate them worse than lepers
And I’ll kill them in their cars
Amen, Neil, amen.
Hey Monkey Lunch – thanks for the family tree but did you consider the fact that most – if not all – of the offspring have genuine talent? And did you also consider the fact that most people visiting this site are probably already are aware of the family connections you listed? I for one think you are a true smartass and you get a bigger jolt out of your posts than the rest of us. Blast away.
Donkey, you forgot
Jay Leno > Rumer Willis
@snowdevil,
The point f*cking stands. America has its snobbery, nepotism and ruling class no less than Europe has. It just refuses to give it a name because you people still labor under this “one Nation under God/country of equals/anyone [with $100m] can be Prseident/new world opportunity for all” bullshit.
You even have a royalty – and one that makes the UK Royals look like the f*cking Partridges. I speak of the Kennedys of course, rapists, Irish terrorism supporters (until 0845EDT on 11 September 2001 of course), drunken car-crash killers and drug addicts all included.
But do blast away – preferably into someone else’s ass.
DelSource –
#1 – There is an element of snobbery and nepotism in every facet of society, it’s a matter of human nature.
#2 – Who, exactly, are you referring to by “you people”?
#3 – Having great wealth does not even gaurantee a SHOT at the presidency.
#4 – What did you (mis)read in my post that led you to assume I am a fan of the Kennedy clan?
#5 – Better check your watch, I think it may be time for your medication.
Jay that was funny. Thanks for that :D
snowdevil, I rub my the skid marks in my underwear beneath your nose.