Jennifer Hudson: “Spotlight”
May 28, 2008 at 02:19 pm by Evil Beet

Check out the latest single from Jennifer Hudson, “Spotlight.”

I mean, her voice is amazing, but this song is boooooooooooooring. And it’s not even a little bit catchy. But maybe she was going for a more “mature” sound. I dunno. I’m not into this song at all.

Katy Perry: “I Kissed a Girl” VIDEO!!!
May 28, 2008 at 01:33 pm by Evil Beet

I Kissed A Girl

The video for my new favorite song, Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl,” is finally here!

Enjoy!

Who Are All You Terrible People Watching the Denise Richards Reality Show?
May 28, 2008 at 01:06 pm by Evil Beet

Although both Denise Richards’ and Dina Lohan’s back-to-back reality shows premiered to solid numbers, Richards’ show scored more viewers than Living Lohan.

You guys!!!

Don’t encourage her!!! She’s PURE evil!!!

Who watched this show??? And why???

I Knew This Day Would Come!!!
May 28, 2008 at 12:58 pm by Evil Beet

George Clooney and Sarah Larson are DUNZO!!! Or, at least, so says InTouch.

George recently moved out of his LA home while the 29-year-old former Las Vegas cocktail waitress hooker removed her belongings. “George is relieved to be single again,” says an insider. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her.”

Oh, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay!!!!

L. O. L.
May 28, 2008 at 10:57 am by Evil Beet

Ever the athlete, Mariah Carey throws out the first pitch at a Tokyo baseball game.

What’s with the rolled-up denim shorts? No one over the age of 10 has worn their shorts like than since the mid-’90s.

Ashlee Simpson Takes on Pete’s Name
May 28, 2008 at 10:31 am by Evil Beet

Ashlee has legally changed her name to Ashlee Wentz, although professionally she’ll go by Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. How very Courteney Cox-Arquette of her.

“I think that that’s something that a woman should do when they’re marrying a man,” she says. “It’s a tradition that I think is a great tradition.”

Eh, I spent about six years of my life dating a guy whose last name was “Shue.” We talked marriage a lot, and, honestly, one of the sticking points for him was that I told him I wasn’t going to take on his last name, because, in combination with my first name, it would sound like a sneeze. He didn’t think that was very cool of me. I’m not fundamentally opposed to taking a man’s last name (although my own mother kept her last name), but if it’s going to make my full name sound like a bodily excretion, I’m just not interested.