There’s a lot of talk today about the fact that Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.

I can’t emphasize this fact enough: the woman was artificially inseminated with his sperm. He did not put his penis in a vagina. That would have just turned my whole world upside-down.

Clay’s baby mama is 50-year-old Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s alleged “best friend.”

Word on the street is that Aiken will have an active role in raising the child, which is adorable.

Julianne’s PR guy sent me a copy of this album a couple of weeks ago, and I have to say it’s a really good country album, but this song is by far my fave. It’s so catchy and fun.

This album recently hit #1 on the country charts.

I’ve called it before and I’m calling it again: this girl is gonna be huge.

Oh, and her love interest in this video? Sooooo hot. Can someone set me up on a blind date with this guy, please?

Everyone’s a damn alcoholic today. Mischa “DUI” Barton can’t seem to show up for any of the promotional events for her new film, You and I, which premiered at Cannes. She lives in France now, and she still didn’t make it to any of the promotions. She’s supposed to be doing interviews in London right now, but she’s totally MIA.

Says the film’s director: “She hasn’t pulled out of interviews, she’s pulled out of everything . . . Her room is here, she is here, but trying to get the two together has just been impossible. We just don’t know where Mischa is.”

Oh, Mischa. No one’s going to cast you in anything ever again, dear.

David Hasselhoff poses with his daughter, Hayley, at the premiere of You Don’t Mess with the Zohan in Hollywood.

Every ounce of me wants to make a bitchy comment here, but it’s actually really nice that they’ve been able to maintain a relationship throughout everything.

Hey, remember when Kirsten Dunst was all like “I don’t have a drinking problem. I went to a drug and alcohol rehab for depression” and I was all like “Yes and Samantha Ronson’s on the short list to be the next U.S. Drug Czar”?

No, really, I surmised that Kirsten was lying to avoid a plethora of items in the press when she decided to go out and get drunk in public.

Too late.

The NY Post is already reporting the Kirsten was “wobbly” at an NYC bar over the weekend. Her rep says that she was at the bar, but “she was certainly not intoxicated or wobbly.” Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Kirsten was as wobbly as her damn sobriety.

I don’t think Kate Hudson’s a bad person, but she is definitely Owen Wilson poison. Since Kate and Owen broke up (again) and she’s taken up, quite publicly, with Lance Armstrong, Owen’s been having a rough time.

He was spotted partying at a bar in Philadelphia (where he’s filming Marley & Me with Jennifer Aniston) recently. “Owen looked pretty upset,” says a source. “He was drinking and sulking until last call.”

Owen, baby. You know you shouldn’t be drinking. Get your ass sober again and stay the fuck away from Kate Hudson. It will get better. We love you, sweetheart, and we’re all rooting for you.