Morgan Fairchild is 58 years old now, but she still looks like a damn centerfold.

She’s also very active in charity work, helping to raise awareness of AIDS-related and environmental issues.

Here, she’s at a benefit to help battle leukemia.

Morgan, will you be my mentor? Actually, I’ll simplify that for you: will you give me the number of your plastic surgeon?

Also there: another paragon of aging gracefully and beautifully, Cindy Crawford; freshly rehabbed Eva Mendes, who seems to be showing up on red carpets everywhere now that she’s not getting wasted before they even start; Natasha Bedingfield; and Carol Alt.

Remember on her AmIdol days, when Kat McPhee was a little on the heavier side?

Now the super-stunner makes Hilary Duff (who is not a large girl) look like a large girl!

Hilary looks great, though, and showed up to this photography exhibit with her boyfriend, hockey player Mike Comrie. She probably looks at Nicole Richie every day and thinks, “Damn, I dodged a bullet the size of Kansas.”

And I hate both their dresses.

After an LA court awarded her extended visitation rights with her sons, Britney was all smiles as she stopped by her trusty Ballys on Wednesday to get in her work-out.

She’s already bitten off one of the acrylic nails on her right hand, but, beyond that, she looks awesome.

I’m happy for her.

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Okay, you’re right, I’m totally telling my tampon story. Because it’s the funniest story ever, and I was inspired by Moe over at Jezebel so fearlessly telling her tampon story.

The story is after the jump.

Please note: if you are my grandfather or father, do not jump in. Please.

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“Model” Sarah Larson poses with Giorgio Armani at an event awarding the designer the Couture Council’s Global Fashion Leadership Award.

Go away, Sarah.

(Cute dress, though.)

Looks can be deceiving.

Dina “The Enabler” Lohan dons her most matronly outfit to pimp out her 14-year-old daughter, Ali, at the Candies Foundation “Event to Prevent” Benefit in NYC.

You are fooling nobody, Dina. That cross around your neck does absolutely nothing to convince me that you’re anything but a money-grubbing, famewhoring, evil woman who’s unwilling to admit her eldest daughter is suffering from an insidious disease that she continues to enable.

And now you’re dragging Ali into the same mess you put Lindsay through.

Jump in to check out more pics from this event, including total hottie Jason Lewis, Mischa Barton, Katie Lee Joel, Caridee English, Beth Ostrosky and Taylor Swift.

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