Congrats to 26-year-old Jenna Bush, who tied the knot with 30-year-old Henry Hager on Saturday, at her father’s 1600-acre Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas.

“This is a joyous occasion for our family, as we celebrate the happy life ahead of (Jenna) and her husband, Henry,” the president said in his weekly radio broadcast Saturday morning. “It’s also a special time for Laura, who this Mother’s Day weekend will watch a young woman we raised together walk down the aisle.”

Jenna wore an embroidered organza Oscar de la Renta gown, and her twin sister Barbara was her maid of honor.

Henry’s father is a prominent Virginia Republican, and he met Jenna while they were both working on President Bush’s re-election campaign. He’s finishing up his MBA at Darden, after which he’s planning to work for an energy company in Maryland.

Wills — who is losing his hair like nobody’s business — was on-hand to cheer on the participants at the under-18 water polo championship in Walsall today.

I kind of love that he’s not sporting toupees, though. He’s losing his hair at 26 and he’s proud of it, dammit!

I’d totally still marry him. Who wouldn’t?

Sorry I’ve been MIA all day. I was exhausted for some reason. I slept until 6 pm today, you guys. I mean, I got up every now and then to feed and play with Leo, but for the most part I just spent the entire day asleep. It was really nice, actually. I think I needed it.

Luckily, nothing very interesting happened in my absence.

Jennie Garth is officially signed on to reprise her role as Kelly Taylor in the 90210 spinoff, playing a guidance counselor at her old high school.

She’ll be a recurring character, not a series regular.

Lindsay Lohan’s rehab frenemy, model Lauren Hastings, is really excited that Lindsay’s all caught up in the Minkgate scandal, because it gives her a chance to rehash her story of how Lindsay stole a bunch of her shit back in, like, 1992. Nah, it was almost exactly a year ago, but the LA courts dismissed the case, so Lauren’s determined to at least get as much publicity out of this things as is humanly possible.

So I did something I should have done a long time ago — I went through all the photos on Lauren’s Facebook page. And whaddya know? A photo with Lauren, a friend, and a large knife. Remind you of anything? Is this, like, something that girls in this circle commonly do? Like:

“What are you doing tonight?”

“Well, um, my date fell through, so Sarah and I were going to take photos of ourselves holding a large knife.”

“Oh, cool. Melissa and I did that last night, and I’m penciled in to do it with Jamie next Thursday. We were gonna get coffee before. Wanna come?”

“I totally would, but I’m actually supposed to take photos of myself holding a large knife with Danielle on Thursday. I mean, I guess we could all do it together …”

“No, no. Only two girls in the photo. That’s the rule.”

“Right. Well, what are you doing tomorrow?”

“Nothing.”

“Cool. Wanna come over and take photos of ourselves holding a large knife?”

“For sure! I’ll bring the knife. I just got an awesome new one — it’s serrated!”

Sheesh.

More fun pics of Lauren from her FB page in the thumbnails.

Here are some photos snapped by U.S. missile defense satellites of Brad and Angie canoodling at their French villa.

I mean, there was this huge secret bombing in Korea, and we, like, completely missed it, but whatever. It was totally worth it.

[Image via Splash]

Gray hair? Glasses? Simple black dress?

Jamie Lee Curtis is not fucking around, people.

I love that she totally owns the aging process.

That said, the other (younger) girls at this event — the Step Up Women’s Network Inspiration Awards Luncheon — all looked adorable. We’re seeing a lot of these cutesy, girlie, floral prints this season, and I just adore it.