Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized?
May 30, 2008 at 09:23 am by Evil Beet

Extra is reporting that Samantha Ronson took Lindsay to the Century City hospital last night. They stayed for two hours.

No further details are available yet …

Oh Joyous Day! The Brangelina Twins Are Here!
May 30, 2008 at 09:18 am by Evil Beet

Word on the street is that Angelina has given birth to her two baby girls.

She’s reportedly named them Isla Marcheline (after Angelina’s mom) and Amelie Jane (after Brad’s mom).

RIDICULOUSLY CUTE!

CONGRATS!!!

Where Did Kim Cattrall’s Tits Go?
May 29, 2008 at 11:33 pm by Evil Beet

Didn’t she used to have breasts?

Where did they go?

Maybe her bracelet scared them away.

At a party celebrating her cover of Hamptons magazine.

MMMPop!
May 29, 2008 at 11:28 pm by Evil Beet

Zac Hanson’s wife, Kate, had the couple’s first baby on Tuesday, a son named John Ira Shepherd Hanson.

And I don’t really care at all, but I thought up that headline like a year ago and I’ve been waiting for a chance to use it. I knew one of those shaggy-haired people would sire another child eventually.

Zac’s only 22. The middle Hanson, Taylor, at age 25, already has three fucking kids. And Isaac’s expecting his second kiddo next month.

And just for nostalgia, here’s the MMMBop video.

The Battle of the Bean Bag
May 29, 2008 at 11:20 pm by Evil Beet

Leo takes on Rusty, a four-month-old Golden Retriever.

This is epic.

Seriously, Though, Where’s Paris?
May 29, 2008 at 10:58 pm by Evil Beet

Paris’s mom Kathy and her aunt, Kyle Richards, appeared at a Chanel event on Thursday.

But … NO PARIS!!!

Where IS she???

(Oral herpes. Oral herpes. Oral herpes.)