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May 29, 2008 at 10:48 pm by Evil Beet
Benji Madden was at the MTV Style Lounge in LA on Thursday, but Paris?
Was nowhere to be found.
It’s now been over a week since we’ve seen a photo of her. I’m fairly certain that’s a record.
Three words, kids: Oral. Herpes. Outbreak.
Mark my words.
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As if that douchetard even KNOWS how to fucking vote.
yeah, benji…the sleeves, the little girl’s sunglasses and molly ringwald-style hat really give you street cred. you’re one bad mofo. LMAOOOO!
I think this is a good time for us all to pray.
God? Dude? Nosejob? Wonk fix? Please?
Meeting with ‘special’ clients getting major fundage and plastic/corrective surgery, major spa treatments and Artificial insemination.
PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!
Maybe they broke up, where’s his PH ring?
yeah but … on the photo … this isn’t benji … it’s joel … ;)