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Where Did Kim Cattrall’s Tits Go?

Didn’t she used to have breasts?

Where did they go?

Maybe her bracelet scared them away.

At a party celebrating her cover of Hamptons magazine.

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  • Watch her in “Big Trouble In Little China”. Great flic. She doesn’t have any breasts.

  • Remember when she used to be hot?

    Yeah, neither do I.

    Ick… old women pretending to be sexy ho’s. Gross!

  • Aw, I don’t know. She’s not FUG, you guys. She’s Kim fucking Catrall. She’s gorgeous! Please give her some credit for aging without surgery (though she has admitted to Botox). The woman is in her FIFties, which is amazing. Good LORD, I’d love to be that *fug* at her age. Jesus! That said, the dress she’s wearing is just not flattering at all. I’m not even sure I’d like it on a twentysomething.

  • If she has a stylist she needs to fire them. If she dresses herself, she should watch something along the lines of what not to wear.

    She doesn’t look awful for aging, but the outfits she puts herself into, hell even her hair, does not make her look very good at all. If she dressed better for her age, she might actually look good.

  • Do any of you EVER see people in real life??? Most ‘real’ people are not very attractive AT ALL.

    In fact, the masses (however interesting, lovable, good-hearted, blahblahblah they are) are overwhelmingly overweight, have seriously bad hair, wear clothes from walmart and are in bodies not fit for print.

    Kim Cattrall looks fabulous. And she always wore boob pumpers in the show….remember?? She would share them :}

  • I guess the fact that people thought she had big boobs gives credit to her sexiness when she was younger. It also shows you don’t have to have big floppy tits to be sexy.

    Disclaimer: Although nothing beats a nice rack!

  • I think she is gorgeous but you really should dress your age. Isn’t that the same dress that Kim Kardashian wore in white? If I had the same dress as Kim, I’d know it was a mistake and I’d burn it rather than return it and be shamed in someone knowing I actually liked it.

  • Did you have to call them Tits in the title? yuck! and yuck to everyone saying she fug. I think im even more annoyed than when i read about maxim saying tina fey is ugly.

  • Ok, so she’s not fug… the recent pictures of her aren’t flattering at all though. Not that I’m perfect or anything… but anonymously bashing celebs is what we all do best. :) So… that skirt length makes it look like she can kick a football across two fields. Her face… I don’t know WHAT is going with that. It looks like she stole a nose off a vampire bat. Coulda chosen a different hairstyle, too. And while I’ll give her kudos for having a trim body, it’s pretty shapeless… how does one have itty bitties, yet such a HUGE cleavage? That’s kinda gross when you think about it. I don’t know… She’s got the body of a man taking hormones to become a woman. So, in conclusion, I guess when you break down all the working (and not working) components, she ends up looking pretty god damned fug in the end. But whatever, like Ernestine says… she’s Kim Fucking Cantrell. And Mannequin was a really good movie back in the day.

  • I looked through google images and I don’t think she really ever had boobs. I think she complained once that a magazine cover ” enhanced ” her.

  • She was in Mannequin?? I love that movie and I didn’t recognize her at all! It is amazing what a push up bra can do, as well as a sports bra (or that dress she’s wearing that seems to be mashing them in).

    @Windy – I don’t much care for “tits” either (unless I’m feeling especially crude) I like “boobs”. As a kid I really thought “boobs” was the technical term – breasts were just for chickens!

  • That dress is totally smashing them…although they have never been large. All the heavier stars wear those damn dresses…they look like someone took a pink ace bandage and wrapped her up. It keeps the fat in check. Still…Kim looks great for her age. Loved her in Mannequin!

  • Hell, I’d do her — that’s assuming that all of the other women under the age of 45 on the planet have been killed off.

  • You’ve seen her naked in SATC-her breasts are on the small side. Thank God she hasn’t had watermelon implants.
    The woman is 52 years old, and she looks pretty damn good.
    Love you Kim!

  • Reply to the comment about Kim Kar.: If she wore it(correction) that does not mean it’s ugly! HAHA at you don’t hate because she has the body that 90% of white men and 99% of black men want in their lives! I know I want it for myself lol. The white world with the size 0 thing i just do NOT get. if ur in a size 0, that means you have NOTHING(hence zerroooo) desireable! and If you have big boobs to go with that size 0 and a flat ass…frankly it is not attractive and you look like a popsickle stick thats been cracked in half at the top and like youre gonna fall over.
    and 2ndly, Kim C. looks good! She is old and I think she is aging well, but this dress doesnt flatter her at all. and she never had boobs!

  • Nikki, let this be a lesson to you. Never type while high on crystal meth. It isn’t pretty.

  • Sorry Beet, also have to weigh in on the “tits” title. Icky.

    This dress is kind of mushing her in a bit, but Kim was never top-heavy. Imho, she is lovely and in great shape. I wish more actresses kept their real bodies, instead of all the fake breasts out there.

  • To the comment that she’s never had plastic surgery….she sooo has had surgery!!! You can tell in the series she had it after the first season. Big difference. Looks like she’s had more for the movie…eye work….brow lift or something. She’s definitely had surgeries!!

  • OMG!!! I know this is gossip but… u ppl r mean…
    I have a lot of respect 4 her.. the reason
    Well She at least is not having Breast implants or a B Lift…
    c’mon ppl have some respect.. she is old.. she aint in her 20s….
    “Como Te Ves, Me Vi y Como Me, Ves Te Veras”

  • She’s absolutey gorgeous! Always was and still is a natural beauty.. Inside and out!