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Mischa Barton Can’t Get Her Shit Together

Everyone’s a damn alcoholic today. Mischa “DUI” Barton can’t seem to show up for any of the promotional events for her new film, You and I, which premiered at Cannes. She lives in France now, and she still didn’t make it to any of the promotions. She’s supposed to be doing interviews in London right now, but she’s totally MIA.

Says the film’s director: “She hasn’t pulled out of interviews, she’s pulled out of everything . . . Her room is here, she is here, but trying to get the two together has just been impossible. We just don’t know where Mischa is.”

Oh, Mischa. No one’s going to cast you in anything ever again, dear.

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  • She’s getting super-spa advanced laser treatments to break up the cottage cheese, skin firming and plastic surgery.. or she is holed up with a major haul of weed and coke.. and could care less until her money runs out.

  • FUCK Mischa Barton! We’re talking about a HORRIBLE actress with no fashion sense and bad posture! And despite having ZERO talent, she’s STILL going to be wealthier than anyone reading this blog (prolly).

  • TOTALLY, Ernestine! Do you have a church I can belong to? Add to your list that she’s entirely uncute and drinks rat milk. I can’t stand that hooker no way. I hope she keeps her lumpy can in France.

  • In her illustrious career, Mischa Barton has managed to piss off the following:

    Fox and Josh Schwartz, for leaking Marissa’s death to the media before it aired,

    Josh Schwartz again, for blabbering to the press that she had turned down a role on Gossip Girl before telling Schwartz first,

    Roland Joffe (not to mention the Russian mobsters who bankrolled the film) for flaking out on promoting her lesbo movie.

    Way to go Meesch.

  • Excerpt from Mischa Barton’s Elle article: When asked what kind of fan mail she receives, Barton says, “It’s fascinating the stories you’ll get.” For example? In a weary, singsong voice, she says, “Like ‘I was in the war and my leg got cut off and I’m in the hospital. I’ll never walk again, but all I can do is lie in bed and watch your tv show.” It’s just – stuff you get.” She shrugs and takes another bite of swordfish. I ask if that letter came from a soldier in Iraq and she says, “I don’t remember. But that one was big on the list of, like heart wrenching stories. Are you joking? The O.C? Surely there are more important things in life than my stupid show. But, like, okay, if you feel that way. I’m like, that’s” – she chuckles and rolls her eyes …”nice.”

    She’s a bitch for talking crap about the show that made her famous, and for disrespecting her fans. Watching the OC was the only thing that I looked forward to when I was in high school. I hate her.

  • Rush and Molloy:
    Mischa Barton’s fall from grace continues, according to spies inside Nylon magazine’s recent cover shoot with the actress. “They had a really hard time trying to make her look good,” says a mole. “Her legs were even worse than [last month’s cover model] Blake Lively’s.” Barton also allegedly threw a tantrum, claiming her car didn’t arrive to pick her and her mother up for the shoot. “But when Nylon checked, it turns out it was Mischa who didn’t show up,” says the source. “The driver was waiting for 30 minutes but she never came down.” Barton’s rep didn’t return calls.

  • She since to be relevant 5 minutes ago. Whether she shows up is un-important. Wheter we show up, is where the numbers count.
    I’ll pull a Mischa and skip any film with her in it. She just buys booze with her money and get behind the wheel of another vehicle.