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I Knew This Day Would Come!!!

George Clooney and Sarah Larson are DUNZO!!! Or, at least, so says InTouch.

George recently moved out of his LA home while the 29-year-old former Las Vegas cocktail waitress hooker removed her belongings. “George is relieved to be single again,” says an insider. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her.”

Oh, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay!!!!

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  • Is it just me, or does Sarah Larson look like a Caucasian version of Lucy Liu? Or is it just this picture?

  • to nomen: i think she’s half asian. at least she looks it. and she is pretty trashy and has no real “talent”. i’m glad george (finally) came to his senses!

  • HAHAHAHAHA – Im sure the Harpers Bazaar was the straw the broke the camel toe’s (uh, camel’s) back. Welcome back, Georgie!

  • Hooray! Hooray!

    I’m definitely way too excited about this, but with David Cook dating Kim Caldwell, it was just too much to handle with both my boyfriends showing such lax dating standards.

  • Friend of Dorothy! I love it!
    it is my suspicion that at least half of Hollywood is gay. Or at the very least, bi.

  • He could replace my Swarovski crystal hoop earrings as my favourite accessory.

  • His parents hated her, thinking her a ‘pro’ by the internet photos, plus I think she’s just kind of dumb and he got bored. I am still trying to figure out how a cocktail waitress was making over a 120k a year, and bought a 500k house… um, what??? Nine.com girls do get paid for having sex with random drunk gamblers for money, right??

    Anyway, he lurves his mom and dad and I think that they never wanted to see her again.

  • she should have kept her mouth shut and her clothes on. too late now, be-yatch!

  • THIS GUY IS WAY HOTTER THAT THE SIMPLE WAITER (BITCH), WAY TOO MUCH OF A MAN, FOR THAT “GIRL.

  • It took him a year to realize “they came from different backgrounds and had little in common”? My goodness, the man really hasn’t been thinking with his brain….

  • He paid the bills. I hope she sues his sorry butt. He used her as a beard and as soon as California passed the law for gays to marry he dumps her!
    Creep!!!