Paris Hilton gets the ol’ Photoshop treatment in an ad for an Ecuadorian beauty company.
The text translates to “No one will look younger than you.”
I’m not sure I really understand the message behind the ad, but I sure do love this picture.
After the jump, Angelina Jolie gets the same treatment.
Tragically, it doesn’t seem they’ve even attempted to use Lindsay Lohan in these ads. It’s a shame, as they wouldn’t have had to Photoshop her face at all.
[via Gawker]
I don’t get the message either, but Angie is a hot old bitch. =D
I think they’re saying, with our beauty treatment… ‘no one will look younger than you’… i.e., Paris & Angelina will look like old hags in comparison…
Angelina doesn’t look old. She looks like a domestic violence victim. This is a face you’d see on a poster at the police station.
Ang is so beautiful.
Unlike Jennifer Aniston
WHy hasn’t anyone noticed that Jennifer’s Jaw goes on for miles?
like a cobra!
Yes, Angelina looks old.
BECKSNIPS MADE ME LAUGH
Photoshop fixed Parisite’s baboon nose and wonky eye.
i agree with ummmm… lol
Nightmares. thanks Beet.
i do not get it
I just like how they made Paris SO tan. Did they try to make her look Ecuadorian?
photoshop?…what photoshop?
this is a pic before the industrial strength plaster and gap fillers are slapped on !
jen aniston is much prettier than ange.
if paris looks like that old, not so bad
Below the pics says, The Name of this center, Comestic & Nutrition, and below that the address. Nice Add haaha
Paris is gonna look like Jerri Blank from Strangers w/ Candy! HA HA! FUCK YES. That sun damage is gonna ravage wonky’s skin, trust me.
I agree with the poster who referred to the imagined Brangelina 2045 tragic domestic abuse situation wherein Brad pummels Angie and the police take lots of photos to document it.
Angelina will NEVER look that bad. We all know it. But Paris has a heart of dogshit and an absentee soul, so she’s pretty much just askin’ to get flogged with the Ugly Old Lady stick.
Eyes are too young.. that spoils any attempt at aging, and Angelina wouldn’t look like this unless she were taken captive by Crazed Terrorists and kept in a dungeon.. and even they wouldn’t do that to such a beautiful woman whatever the evil provocation and suicidal dogma they swear by.
It’s just saying that if you use their product you’ll look younger than the stars and to everyone else that’s what the stars will look like
hehe thats hot