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Owen Wilson Deals with Kate Hudson Split by Going to Church and Then a Spiritual Retreat with Monks

No, no, no, I’m totally fucking with you guys.

He hit up and strip club and he drank.

“He spent 4½ hours at Rick’s Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood,” says a source. “He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill.”

Oh, Owen. You know you’re not supposed to be drinking, buddy. Please don’t try to die again, dude. That would be so sad.

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  • I think my neighbors heard me yell “monks, what the fuck” lol Im goin out for a drive.maybe come back tomorrow or turn all the lights out.

  • > He’s a fucking fool who ODed on heroin

    Err, are you sure you aren’t thinking of Heath Ledger?

  • No, MJ is right.

    Owen ODed on heroin, just not fatally.

    Heath Ledger fatally ODed on prescription pills and over-the-counter shit.

    I’m in Philly and Owen is quietly tearing through every bar in the city (i.e. vodka shots last Friday night and sticking around until last call).

    He IS a fool and a miserable bastard, too (and short!).