Honestly, Hayden, if you have to be obsessed with marine life, at least make sure it’s related to liquor.
This is the freakin’ last time I am going to cover you and your damn whales, Hayden. After this, you’d better come up with something better to get publicity. Like get pregnant or drive drunk or something. This shit is boring.
On Wednesday, Hayden Panettiere will put two whale-related items up for bids on eBay to support SaveTheWhalesAgain.com. I think the name says it all. Save the whales? Again? Didn’t we already do this in the nineties?
One item is a fundraising dinner at Eva Longoria’s restaurant, Beso. It will include a personal photo op with Hayden. The other is a private whale-watching tour with Hayden off the coast of Santa Barbara.
Booooooooooooooring!
Listen, Hayden, get your cute ass pregnant or drunk or I am putting a freakin’ ban on any and all Hayden Panettiere coverage around here.
Whales are great, sweetheart, but have you noticed that you’re 18 now? You can let your hair down, baby. Get into some trouble. Seduce Brad Pitt. It’s all fair game. You’re hot. Are you going to let some 15-year-old Disney bitch steal your spotlight? You can be anything you want to be. Call up Annie Leibovitz and get your ass naked on the cover of Vanity Fair. Nothing’s stopping you!
Someone get this girl a shot!
Save the Whales, save the world.
this sheila is so disturbingly sweet….. I get a nasty toothache at every sighting of her!!
what the hell does that mean??
Good Potato – Sheila is what Auzzies call girls (that might not be totally accurate) and she is so Sweet, he/she gets a Toothache from her (like candy). Hope I’m right!
Beet, you are a riot!!!!!!!! Your humor reminds me so much of Chelsea Lately!! I :heart: Beet and Chelsea. :-)
thanx ‘Sarah’ for the translating. :):)
sometimes our ‘down-under’ slang can bamboozle some folk. ;)