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Ashlee & Pete: Together at Last!

“We’re delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends,” says their publicist.

Shocker.

She’s soooo preggers.

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  • why does this make me laugh so much?
    meh! i do’t give this marriage more than 3 years anyway.

  • i love this couple! they are so emotionally stunted, awkward, goofy, untalented etc. that they crack me up every time i see them. love it!

  • Why do they match their combed over bangs? Look at the pic, same swoop across the forehead stuck in place. They do this a lot & I just don’t get it.

  • Now we will have the frenzy of the stupid wedding photos, then hopefully these two will fall into obscurity.

  • Shame for him… now he’s married to both Ashlee and Joe. Hope he’s ready to get shafted by dad….

  • Every time I look at him, I have this overwhelming urge to shove his head under the faucet and wash his greasy-ass hair.

  • I figure that if America’s sweethearts (Nick & Jess) couldn’t make it work, Ashlee & Pete have no real chance. Sure, the kid could make it last a bit longer but in the long run, I don’t see it working.

    However, they are strangely like a train wreck to me. I don’t WANT to like it but I just can’t help myself.