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Sorry posting has been slow today, you guys. Nope, still no boyfriend to distract me from my love affair with blogging; rather, my Internet connection’s on the fritz. Fortunately there’s one nearby I can steal (an Internet connection, not a boyfriend), but it’s pretty crappy, and it takes like 10 tries to do anything right (just like a boyfriend).
Anyway.
Surveillance helicopters have spotted white tents in the back yard of the Simpson household, so it looks like Ashlee is for sure getting married tomorrow. Not that we ever had any doubt.
And it appears that, despite all the break-up rumors, Tony Romo will be there as Jessica’s date. Tony’s in LA, and he was spotted playing nice with Jessica at Katsuya on Friday. Probably because Papa Joe sent some large men to “have a chat” with him, and talk him into “doing the right thing.” Which is, as long as we’re on the topic, probably how Pete Wentz ended up getting engaged to Ashlee in the first place.
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7 Responses to “Yeah, Ashlee Simpson’s Totally Getting Married on Saturday”
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Brad from LFO Spends All His Free Time at Abortion Clinics
If my opinion is irrevelant to you why keep talking to me? Just ignore what I believe in. Like all the other commentors I am entitled to my opinion. If you dont like it dont read it. Im also positive I can worry about... -
Brad from LFO Spends All His Free Time at Abortion Clinics
well good for you. Worry about YOUR parasite, then yeah? -
Brad from LFO Spends All His Free Time at Abortion Clinics
And I would never consider my child while pregnant with them a parasite. Thats just a shitty thing to say. -
Brad from LFO Spends All His Free Time at Abortion Clinics
oh, but at the end of the day – YOUR opinion on the subjct of someone else’s pregnancy is incredibly irrelevant :) -
Janice Dickinson Should Have Maybe Stayed Out of the Sun All Those Years
She should get advice from that crazy Angelyne woman, from the billboards and pink corvette. That broad’s body is 100 times less objectionable. Plus she never cruises the boulevard without...
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Wouldn’t it be funny if this was all a big front for Jessica and Tony’s wedding?
^^ LOL, totally!
I hear she likes to play the kinky “choking game” and that scared Tony off.
Romo is pathetic.
i think after tonight they are going to go back out!
Not all men need 10 times to get something right, if we are told how to do something right and it pleases you, trust me we remember. And you need to “drop the zero and get with the hero.” I know that is pathetic but what can I say. I am man hear me roar!!!
surveillance helicopters? extreeeeeme!