Today's Evil Beet Gossip

What Is This Fabulous Creature?

And where did Jack Hanna get it and when is mine coming?

Can you imagine the fun that Leo would have with this little guy? Fuck that, can you imagine the fun that I would have with this little guy? There’s room enough in my huge-ass purse for both of them. Leo can have the middle pocket and Little Guy can have the side pocket and they’d both come to work with me and pee on my boss’s desk together.

OMG I need one stat.

At the David Letterman show.

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  • it looks like its up to no good. i dont trust it.

    Jack must be like 108 years old. He has been around for ever.

  • Yep, re: fennec fox & please visit one at a zoo…like many wild animals, the stench of their urine is overpowering. It’s generally best to stick to domesticated pets.

  • I love these little guys! I love all foxes really. They’re totally a mixture of a dog and a cat. It’s amazing really.

    Also, Jack Hanna is the shit! LOVE him!

  • That fox is so beautiful! I think my cats would kill it though, they’re the jealous type. Thanks for sharing! I love the animal pics.

  • oh, man, beet…i was at work drinking my coffee when i opened your site, and i swear half of the mouthful i had just taken ended up on my desk…this freaking article on that foxie creature is SO FUNNY! I mean, just reading the title and seeing the picture sent me into a laughter marathon that now has my stomach hurting…thank you for that! and FYI, I’ve told you this before, but just in case you forgot: YOU ARE FREAKING FUNNY! Should’ve been a comedian ;)

  • Yeah Beet, the new people are all like “we love you and think you shit fairy dust” and the back in the day been thru some tough times fans are like “we loved you back in the day and are sick of the Face Book Johnnie come lately crap”. Whatev.

  • Yes, Beet — it is cute. But will you still want one if Paris gets one before you and drags it around wherever she goes?

  • Nope. It’s smaller, cuter and a totally different color from a fox. And the ears are ginormous! *swoon*

  • >Donkey Punch, you are an asshole! Every post, you are always attacking somebody. Grow up.

    et tu, my friend?

  • > And me, what?

    Your lips move when you read don’t they? You live in a Red state don’t you?

  • Awwww at first i wanted a ferret, but now i want one of these foxies! they’re soooooooooo cute beet! thanks for sharing the pics.

  • I have wanted a fennec fox so bad for a couple of years now! theyre hyper little things, just google fennec fox and you’ll get stuff all about them, whether you can own them in your area and that. They cant be near jewelery and they can be trained to use the toilet! They cos about £500 i think (roughly $1000? is it? I’m shit at converting money :P)
    I’ve read that if you try keeping them outside they’ll just dig an escape tunnel! How cute <3
    anyways, i’m not sure if my facts are correct cos its been a while since i’ve looked anything up on them
    xox