Heading up this year’s list: America Ferrera! And Chelsea Clinton is #2! And I just barely snuck in there at the #3 spot!
No, I’m kidding. I’m actually at #15.
Whatever.
The real #1 is supermodel Marisa Miller, who, as you can tell by this photo, is valuable primarily for the work she’s done in the field of neuroplasticity, aiming to slow the degenerative process of Alzheimer’s patients
LOL. After I wrote that, I read the little blurb the Maxim guys wrote about Marisa. It includes this quote from her: “I get a kick out of it, but it would be stupid to let it go to my head. It’s modeling—I didn’t find the cure for cancer.â€
Scarlett Johansson takes the #2 spot, and Jessica Biel’s at #3.
Also in the top ten: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Mendes, Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan (really???) and Ashley Tisdale.
Britney’s at #19. Fergie’s at #35. Vanessa Hudgens is at #12. Danica Patrick’s at #91. And newly-18 Emma Watson comes in at #94. Tila Tequila brings up the rear at #100.
The full list is here. You’ll find it to be both totally random and utterly stupid.
wow america ferrera looks super cute! might be some retouching there i’m sure though, and lauren conrad made the list? wtfever
lohan looks like she has to pee in her picture. it doesnt even look like her…maybe that’s how she got onto the list….maybe that’s the only picture maxim has ever seen of her…hmmm.
i like how the pussycat dolls are all ranked #17. everyone knows nicole is the only pretty one in the group.
AND WHERE IS AMY’S PICTURE?! WHERE IS MY WINEHOUSE? this list is totally unfair.
what the hell is that bulging out on her chest under that suit?
tila tequila? she has a head like a melon.
Tila Tequila brings up the rear…
Thats one fucked-up list.
How on earth did Heidi get 20 spots ahead of Lauren? Now I’m pissed!
the fact that Maxim’s taste in ” women” is something we all are interested in spells the end of the world to me
where is megan fox?????
She is at my place right now and I am sticking pasties on her nipples. Lick. Apply. Lick. Apply. Lick. Apply. Okay so I reapplied the first one just for fun.
megan fox is there!!! haha but all the hill girls are uglllyyyy!!! and where is kim kardashian!!!??! i love her :(
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Yea, this list was terrible. I could have made a list better than this one with my eyes closed. I just cannot believe they left out Carrie Underwood……
shouldnt it be the 100 most beautiful CELEBRITIES.
i mean,
there a millions of beautiful people out there.
theyre just focusing on the celebs.
ps. drew is the hottest (: