Everyone is fine. Except for me. I am devastated. Because this is such a boring story, just like all the stories so far this week are boring, boring, boring.
Jesus Christ, will Lindsay get another DUI or something? Seriously, I’d settle for a fucking Lohan DUI right now. Hell, I’d settle for some D-lister throwing a drink at Paris in a club. I don’t care. Someone fucking do something!
Hire a driver Brit before you pull a Nick Hogan.
Having a certain IQ should be a requirement for getting a driver’s license.
I guess the position as world`s most prolific ‘crash test dummy’ is still very much filled……..(emphasis ,methinx , should be on the word ‘dummy’)
She needs a bra, stat.