I don’t even know why. I just am. This way I can live-blog all my bad dates for you guys. And there are plenty. Plus you’ll be able to find out in real time when Leo pees on something inappropriate. Which is every five minutes or so. Seriously I was in a meeting with my boss on Friday and I put Leo on his desk for all of thirty seconds before he peed all over the papers on the desk. Leo did, not my boss. This would be a way funnier story if my boss had peed all over the papers on his own desk (“Umm … so I take it you didn’t like my viral marketing ideas?”), but it was just Leo, but still, it was one of those moments where I was like “I wish I had Twitter right now so I could tell the whole world that Leo just peed on my boss’s desk.”
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