Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will be getting married this weekend at a top-secret location near LA, just like I told you last week.
We can probably expect the pregnancy announcement soon after.
Congrats, you crazy kids.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will be getting married this weekend at a top-secret location near LA, just like I told you last week.
We can probably expect the pregnancy announcement soon after.
Congrats, you crazy kids.
Do you think they share Asslee’s eye makeup or do you think he has his own? Do you think they share mirror space and do you think he gives her tips on applying her eye make-up? Maybe they both have to much gunk on their eyes – like big ole eye boogies – and they can’t see so that is why they find each other attractive.
^^ They totally share. They probably go and buy it together, consulting eachother over either Rimmel or Max Factor.
And this picture is surprising by way of Pete Wentz looking marginally attractive.
Caz – I’m laughing at the thought of them in the Wallmart beauty isle comparing Max Factor to Sam’s choice eye-liner – wait – is there a Sam’s choice eye liner?
yeah, they go to rite-aid and shop for wet n’ wild makeup together, then they get shitfaced, then they stagger into the nearest mcdonald’s and threaten to get the employees fired. i hate these two assclowns.