Today's Evil Beet Gossip

So In Love!

Well, well, well.

Look who’s making out poolside at a Miami hotel.

It’s Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer!

I smell yet another heartbreak for Jen …

[Image via Splash]

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  • yep…sadly gotta agree……beneath that innocent lookin` exterior lurks a devious ‘he-haw’.

  • so rooting for jen for some lasting happiness and this guy just doesn’t seem it

    on the other hand, happy to see her happy

    but isn’t she like ever gonna have a steady?

  • yeah…..I`ve always had a lot of time for Jen……but seriously , her choices of late……I mean really!!!
    Surely she`s STILL not pining for that ‘other’ fella , is she ??? cos that truly is a dead end !

  • I’ve got to say – I always said if i was another female id be Mandy Moore and if i was a guy i’d want to be john mayer – both of them dont look super super hot and get with a ton of honeys.

  • This guy is obviously a bad infuence on Jen. I haven’t seen her ass crack in any bikini photos since since she’s been wth him. Come on, now, Jen, give us a break! I don’t care which one of your orifices he’s plugging when your alone with him, but, when you’re out in public, you at least owe us the courtesy of showing us your bare ass.

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You TOTALLY made my day, Beetie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, so go*damn perfect. Oh, just look at them. Oh, I wish I could just there and watch them make out or something. Yes!! Yes, yes!!!!! Beet, you are truly one amazing bad ass chick. My deepest appreciation.

  • Ok, so right after the 2nd pix, she tkaes her right hand and puts it on his slightly above knee area and hops her little body over the lounge chair and lays gently firmly on top him and his perfect little crotch package. Then once on top she pushes his tossling hair hair back behind his head and goes fuc*kin crazy on him. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    must…stop…the……fantasies………

  • i hate that he’s such a man slut

    i remember when i fell in love with him…. when he won some award for some song… all i remember is he had an orange shirt on and i was like “OMG!!” he was very young then though….

  • why does everybody go all goo goo over Jennifer Aniston? She was on a SHOW called Friends people…she is not YOUR friend AND she is just as much of a celebi-douche bag as the rest of them. It is just really icky that you have all bought into what her publicity machine is selling.

  • This is Sheryl Crow’s idea of the IDEAL MAN for Jen? He’s so raunchy, perverted and nasty you got to think, Jennifer desired more filth and porn rather than romance, devoted companionship and love in her life to keep her going. I wish her well after the dumping .. on her hospital stay.