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Jenna Bush Ties the Knot!

Congrats to 26-year-old Jenna Bush, who tied the knot with 30-year-old Henry Hager on Saturday, at her father’s 1600-acre Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas.

“This is a joyous occasion for our family, as we celebrate the happy life ahead of (Jenna) and her husband, Henry,” the president said in his weekly radio broadcast Saturday morning. “It’s also a special time for Laura, who this Mother’s Day weekend will watch a young woman we raised together walk down the aisle.”

Jenna wore an embroidered organza Oscar de la Renta gown, and her twin sister Barbara was her maid of honor.

Henry’s father is a prominent Virginia Republican, and he met Jenna while they were both working on President Bush’s re-election campaign. He’s finishing up his MBA at Darden, after which he’s planning to work for an energy company in Maryland.

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  • man the one day i needed your wit and humor about some stupid celeb gossip and there’s nothing. i lost my grandmother today and was so looking forward to reading something cheerful….

    sorry to dump that.

    i love your site. and you. hopefully something fun will happen today. :p

  • Ah how lovely. Rich white fuck marrying another rich white fuck. May they have many hate-filled Republican babies.

  • and what’s she planning on doing? i love how it doesn’t include her plans as if it’s already understood that after marriage, women only have one more thing to do in life, and that’s have lots of babies. sigh…seems to me the women of today are reverting back to the women of our grandmothers’ era…

  • Is that Clay Aiken ? damn , dude looks gay as hell.. If * they have childs , do you think they will be named bush ? Cauz that guy is coming out the closet in about 2 years a guess.

  • Why does anyone care? Ever heard of the saying “A rotten apple spoils the bunch?” G.W. Bush ruined the bunch! And no nothing will ever change that. Would you post wedding photos of a brutal dictator’s daughters wedding? NO F-in’ way!! So why post anything on Bush’s family?

  • Somewhere in America a family is mourning the death or severe injury of service member because her jackass of a father had a hard on for Saddam. I hope her gay looking new hubby gives her AIDS or Paris(Herpes).

  • Like she has ANYTHING at all to do with how her father has run the country. All of you haters out there wishing such ill will on two people who have done nothing but get married is SICK. I hope that you get aids or herpes you stupid narrow minded ignorant assholes. I hadn’t realized we elected Jenna Bush as President?

  • Ah its wonderful to see the same people who call republicians intolerant Have posted here. Must be our public education system at work. grace:Maybe the women of today are reverting back due to their brains. They see the crap that goes on with kids today and think maybe i should stay home and nurture my family. You can be a liberated women and be at home .

  • Oh, she got married. I thought you were telling us that Jenna Bush finally learned how to tie a knot.

  • > Ah its wonderful to see the same people who call republicians intolerant

    First of all, it is Republicans not Republicians.

    Second of all, Republicans are motived by hate and greed. Hate of anyone not rich, white, and/or Christian. Greed because they care more about money than they care about people.

    If all Republicans looked deep inside themselves to understand their motivations you will see a black heart filled with hatred.

  • Sorry for your loss abirose :-(

    Boooo on the Bushes, the whole bushel of them. I can hate the spawn of Satan just as much as Satan himself :P

    His father is a prominent Republican, and they met on her father’s campaign?? …..It’s not like she’s falling far from the tree here, or stretching herself out in any way, so f*** her too!