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Something Good’s Come Out of Jessica Simpson’s Divorce, After All

Now she’s all freed up to be Ashlee’s maid of honor!

Jessica confirmed to reporters that she will be Ashlee’s maid of honor, at her big shotgun wedding happening SOON. (Okay, she only confirmed the first half of that sentence.) Jessica will stand next to Ashlee, her soft weeping progressing into total hysterics, as she mourns both the loss of her own marriage and the loss of her little sister’s future. Actually, she’s probably psyched about that last part. She’s probably like, “Fuck, yeah, now the little preggers bitch can’t keep stealing my spotlight! She’s gonna be stuck at home with a screaming baby and a loving husband while I’m off pursuing my fire-hot film career! Oh, wait …”

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  • She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite —“W e a l t h yR o m a n c e .c o m”—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

  • I agree, Anne – usually I think Jessica is stunning, but this picture is not flattering AT ALL.

  • Jessica only looks good blonde!

    But why does her being divorced have anything to do with being Ash’s maid of honor? (confused). Anyway, still entertaining. Can’t wait to see pix from this event.

  • She’d have to be Matron of honor otherwise – can’t imagine matronly is a word she wants to be used to describe her! :)

  • jessica looks like a rabbit, and ashlee looks a little like ashley simpson in this pic

  • EXACTLY. jessica ONLY looks good blonde. ashlee looks fine with all different hair colors. they’re both totally crazy, we admit, but how can you look at this picture and say that jessica simpson is prettier than ashlee simpson??! it’s not true!!! they’re both fake-ish. ASHLEY WINS!

  • Can’t wait for her country album. I doubt that Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift are quaking in their shoes.

  • see!!! LOOK AT THE PICTURE! ASHLEE is SO much MORE beatiful,hot …than JESSICA! Oh..please..I can’t understand from where some people can say that Jessica is the hottest??? Pleaseee! Don’t you have eyes? ASHLEE IS the BEST 4EVER!

  • Good christ, it looks like they were both extruded out of sextoy rubber. Do people really dig this?

  • I just love Ashlee Simpson! But I guess she is using Simpson Wendtz as her last name now? Guess that’s her real name. Maybe she wants to differentiate herself from her sis? Now she got pregnant and engaged! What a spicy life she lives! Poor girl’s gotten a bad wrap and this doesn’t help.