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Happy Family!

Billy Joel, 22-year-old Alexa Ray Joel and Christie Brinkley all pose together at the 2008 Rainforest Foundation Fund benefit concert.

It’s great that they can all play nicely together as a “family.” I’m sure in comparison with the shit Peter Cook pulled on her, Billy Joel looks like an angel.

And I like how Alexa Ray has a glass of champagne in her hand and a silly grin on her face. In fact, she’s holding alcohol in nearly all the photos of her from this event, and she’s usually the only one in the photo to be doing so. After all the shit Billy Joel’s been through with his alcoholism, I smell a stint in rehab for this celebuspawn.

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  • Man, that’s awkward. Mom’s a supermodel and you end up looking like Dad: a mensch.

  • i do not smell that. she is having fun. look at the body language… she is like, holding onto her dad and her mom, like “hey, let’s be fun and smile… forget all the bad we are all adults here..”

  • I love them all….. Billy joel still rocks, Alexa has an amazing voice, mom is beautiful still….. happiness to them all. :)

  • Alexa Ray Joel really annoys me.
    She is quite unattractive and also not so good at that whole singing thing.
    Sad really…genetics were NOT on her side.

  • Awww. Stop hating! I love how happy and at ease they all are, and I happen to think that Alexa is basically the most adorable genetic combo EVer. She looks like a coonhound mated with the Cheshire Cat, and it’s all good. Be nice.

  • I agree.. stop the hating. How would you like having such famous parents. She looks happy and I think she is a cutie. Best to them and may Billy keep rocking out until he’s 100!

  • How about Billy doesnt marry someone whos only like, what, 5 years older than Alexa? Completely messed up!!!

  • People knock this chick, but I think she’s pretty.

    And trust, if people didn’t know who her mother was, no one would dog out her looks.

  • Sorry nice people, but this girl got hit with a DNA shit stick. She is not attractive, and marginally talented (musically).

  • One of the reasons I stopped reading Perez Hilton (like a year ago or so, basically) was because he was such an ass about Alexa Joel’s looks. Thank god someone can grow up and not feel the need to go under the knife…back off people, I am sure you can’t hold a candle to her.

  • hummmm….well i thinks that she is beautiful, and her voice is really great! i do think that she is one of those chicks that is either/or………you know…either beautiful, or fugly….but i think she is supercute! she has her dads eyes and they are really big and doey or doeeyed whatever, she is very unusual, her mom is blah…same face you see on the toothpaste adds

  • So very uncomfortable that picture. Fake smiles all around, the only slightly genuine look is on the drunk girl in the middle.

    Look at Billy Joe’s hand – either he’s trying to hold back on punching someone or grabbing the glass of champagne, but fuck, he’s clinching in something. You can tell Christie’s a pro at smiling though. And wearing heels.

  • jealousy will get evryone nowhere quick. All the bad comments come from people with bad skelletons in their closets. I’m a huge fan of Billy Joel and wish him and his whole present ant past family all the health and happiness always. Keep on rockin Billy love to see you againmtf