Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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  • “There’s my wife, er, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that’s the ticket.”
    She’s unbelievable. I want her plastic surgeon’s number, too. Not that I could afford him/her, but it’s nice to dream. Kinda like those lottery tickets I keep under my pillow.

    BTW, Beet, LOVE the ability to view the photos this way. Love it.

  • Aw hell, I’m a dumbass. I meant to leave this comment under my wife, Morgan Fairchild. But Carol Alt is f’ing beautiful, so, er, “There’s my OTHER wife, Carol Alt. Yeah! Ain’t polygamy beautiful?”

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