May 08, 2008 at 10:05 pm by Evil Beet

Congrats to Canadian model Jayde Nicole, who succeeds Sara Jean Underwood as the 2008 Playmate of the Year. She was honored on Thursday at the Playboy mansion.

Jayde is 22, but, if you can believe it, she was only 6 when she designed that dress!

Wow!

What an accomplished young woman.

To see a little more of what Jayde’s … uh … working with here, jump in. [NSFW]

Am I the only one slightly bothered by the fact that none of the women in Playboy actually have vaginas? They have, like, little Photoshopped slits. I read somewhere that it’s because having labia in a photo makes it considered somehow more risque, but it just kind of annoys me. Like, vaginas exist. Women don’t just have Barbie anatomy with a tiny hole for your occasional enjoyment. Why can mainstream porn not acknowledge that?

432 Responses to “Jayde Nicole: Playmate of the Year!”

  1. Anonymous says:

    hot sexy bitch i wanna fuck her so bad

  2. anonamos says:

    she’s tucking hot

  3. haha says:

    she actually has a dick

  4. rickpleasure says:

    nice!!!!!!!

  5. jayde nicole says:

    BOTH OF YOU ARE FUCKING BITCHES I POST ONE SINGLE NUDE PICTURE AND YOU LOOK AT IT LIKE WE ARE DATING
    GO GET A GIRLFRIEND NOOBS

  6. Abraham Ribicoff says:

    That’s the nastiest, poorest excuse for a pussy I’ve ever seen. I’ve actually seen fatter-than-fuck, sheboon sow nigger mudcunt bitches with better looking pussies.

  7. NIMANE says:

    I WANNA FUCK YOU VERY HARD
    PLS LET ME

    AND I WILL SUCK ALL VAGINAL JUICES U HAV
    I WILL LICK UR PUSSY 24*7

  8. guy w/boner says:

    that is nice but ur vagina is small as fuck

  9. Anonymous says:

    I jus wacked off to her.

  10. Appl CA says:

    Hell ya we would have 4000000000000 kids right now

  11. TomFOOLery says:

    If it says RESPECT over her “inbox” then does her ass say: FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!

    Tattoos on a chick are unattractive. It’s like permanent dirt.
    If you like the image, get a poster, paint your walls, you car’s hood.
    Don’t get a tattoo.

    My “WHAM RULES” tattoo on my forearm is still a subject starter.

  12. Anonomas says:

    Ok I just wacked off 5times to that an it’s still not old I wounded how great her ass is

  13. Anonymous says:

    Alright you little nasty ass people.
    So what big fucking deal.
    Its a picture of a naked chick.
    WHOA.
    No.
    You people need to watch some porn or get a
    girl friend okay?
    Grow up.

  14. The Orange Jacket says:

    So true about the girlfriend thing

  15. lynn0323 says:

    hey you guys are so low, like really get a life..if you dont like what you see then dont look at it…

  16. eazyeazy says:

    She looks like every side-slit-frigid-ball-munch cum-spitting uneducated canadian-white-trash-soon-to-weigh-208-while-doing-a-commercial-for- diet-pills-starring-her-as-ho-that-has-a-degree-from-Stanford-in-a-show about-having-a-pussy-implant…cuz she needs one. Her 5 year old niece was at the tat-shop and pointed out “r-e-j-e-c-t” is not how you spell respect just before the truth became a permanent low water mark. Smart girl maybe she’s adopted. Yea I have the word “genius” tatooed on my cock cuz you know it’s like I want respect for more than just its size (extra small).

  17. Anonymous says:

    Oh can I fuck you

  18. ken says:

    wow, i would just really enjoy taking her to supper, a movie, a mutual choice, + a couple of drinks where we can chat + get to know each other a little bettr, if only for 1 evening.. anything more would be her option.. this would make my year.. but none of us will get any closer than we are now.. so keep on dreaming, people..

  19. Anonymous says:

    dude, this chick is fucking HOTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Anonymous says:

    i wanna fuck her baaaaaaaad

  21. eazyeazy says:

    Did I just say “pussy implant”? Motherfucker that is new.

  22. Steph says:

    I love how thats so so so fucking photo shopped lol

  23. Anonymous says:

    I totally agree, It is a little disturbing that their vagina’s suddenly don’t exist. It’s actually kinda gross. haha.

  24. wanna fuck a babe says:

    shit i want to fuck her

  25. jaish says:

    i want to fuck her

  26. Anonymous says:

    boner

  27. corygirl says:

    OMG shes so fucking hot i want her

  28. Anonymous says:

    so fucken hot i want to fuck you all night long

  29. Nic says:

    You other guys need to realize a blow job is twice as good as sex and she doesn’t have the lips for it

  30. anonymous says:

    i just think that yall are mean, it just one picture and yall go crazy. go find a girlfriend if u can. it’s never ok 2 call a girl a bitch.

  31. mike c says:

    stop moochin on her yall get a life!!!!!!!!!

  32. Anonymous says:

    Jesus why dont u guy go get some real pussy

  33. trixter says:

    u boys r pigs stop waching porn u basterds

  34. steve xox says:

    omfg i would fuck her to death and lik all the juice inside her and then have a fucking tit wank with them amazing tits i wish my wife looked like that xox

  35. Peter says:

    I would love to lick her pussy all night

  36. hawaiian671 says:

    i would fuck her all night

  37. BJRoss says:

    Nice… :)

  38. fap says:

    *FAAP FAP FAP FAAP FAAP*

  39. Anonymous says:

    you guys are douchebags

  40. dan says:

    whats up with that vaginan

  41. Grossed out says:

    ewwwww

  42. some dude says:

    wow guys really? ok she is a very sexy woman but the thing is getting a girlfriend is so much better than typing in “free porn” on google. there are so many rewards for a real live gf that u just forget about porn completely. all of u need to try it out.

  43. jd says:

    hhhhhhhhhhhoooooootttttttttttt sssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyyy id do her in a fucking second lets huck up babe i would luv to tape ur ass and fuck u in the pussy i would eat ur pussy if u give me blowjob and let me do u in the ass and when im done u will b n a wheelchair i luv playboy girls when they show there boobs off

  44. tgw says:

    i want to gegede gegede

  45. teehaa says:

    i would tap her so hard

  46. bob the builder says:

    i would fuck her so hard my dick would come out her ass

  47. i hate u says:

    she really has a dik only u wuld no

  48. Anonymous says:

    I want to fuck her

  49. harry says:

    stunning! dont no y u little boys are riting so much shit….gawjus photo hunni…x

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